What the BLOODY HELL is going on?

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Tinkabelinos Hardleg, actually.

That’s quite a name. Last fairy I met I sort of… killed. But she came back. 

Oh?

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Meg’s different. She’s technically a mutant like me, I think. Tink was- is- different. Proper fairy.

Tink. Oh my God— if you say ‘Er Bell’ I will piss myself.

Tinkabelinos Hardleg, actually.

Which X-Man chick would that be, then?

Just to say hullo, Pryde.

Forgive me for finding that hard to believe.

Am I not allowed to change, ever? I can be a decent bloke, y'know.

Keeping an eye out.

…The hostage is in my back room. I don’t really need him for anything, you can take him home.

Ta muchly. We'll just be adding that to your list of crimes, then.

"You’ll probably see, eventually."

   ”Are you like counting on us meeting again. Because I thought this was a one-time thing but you seem pretty sure we’re gonna meet again and I’ll see whatever your mutey-tooty doohickey is.”

"More'n likely, love."

"Why ew? I was married to a fairy once."

"That’s really got nothing to do with anything."

"Magic."

Heh. There are plenty of things that don’t quite translate, that’s true.

Personally, I think all of the Germanic languages are a little silly.

Eh, languages as a whole are fairly silly but how else are we going to get our coffee of a morning?

Figured as much.

And you’re here — why?

Keeping an eye out.

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My job meant I had to get married. To a fairy.

Didn’t Captain Britain beat you to the punch?

Meg's different. She's technically a mutant like me, I think. Tink was- is- different. Proper fairy.

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Great. Do you need something, Wisdom?

Just to say hullo, Pryde.

Please, if English is your native tongue I hope I do not drag you out of your comfort zone.

You're in a foreign country, petal. I'm sure that's far out of yours. I'm trying to brush up on my languages, anyway.

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Like I’ve got enough time for that.

Wait, you don’t have time for hobbies when— okay. Never mind. I get it.

My job meant I had to get married. To a fairy.

He waggled his fingers, grinning. “That’s for me to know and you to find out, kid.”

"You'll probably see, eventually."

Can’t help it, they just happen.

You can help it. 

Sorry, Nat.

"Means, uh, well. Think really hard."

"… /Ew/."

"Why ew? I was married to a fairy once."

Should remember to eat more, petal.

I eat enough. And stop it with the pet names. 

Can't help it, they just happen.