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I SAW THE BACKROOMS

IT WAS AWESOMESAUCE

#plus we got almost the whole cinema to ourselves #but i can finally see stuff without spoilers..#yay #backrooms #the backrooms #backrooms movie #backrooms film #the backrooms movie #peak

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time to play my favourite game in the darkness of my room! is that my body hair or a bug on my leg?! am I feeling the moth who won't leave my room on my arm or is that just my actual arm hair?! every time I look there's just hair! am i going crazy?? i don't think so! if I feel it one more time im gonna lose it!

#my favourite game #it is a nightmare #i am in hell #IS THAT A MOTH OR IS IT JUST MY LEG HAIR #I HAVE VERY HAIRY LEGS IS IT JUST THAT #BUT I SWEAR THAT MOTH IS A LIL FREAK #GET OUT #GET OUT OF MY HOUSE #PLEASE #I CANT TAKE THIS #IM SO FUCKING SCARED #theres just bugs #bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs #THEYRE UNDER MY SKIN #ARGGGHHH

I got another blahaj

never let me in ikea or i will just keep buying plushies

#oops

nothing like standing ominously outside people's houses until they acknowledge your presence and you run away giggling

#whatever this means #if it means anything at all #standing #and waiting #waiting #how fun #my tummy lowkey hurts guys #but its ok #outside!#outside good

i started a new save on baldurs gate the other day with the intent of being evil and killing everyone I saw

that plan changed to ignoring everyone i possibly could after about five seconds because I knew I'd never forgive myself for killing the friendly people

and now its just a normal playthrough because I feel really bad if im mean to anyone and being nice also gives me good boy points with wyll and I wouldn't dare to disappoint my favourite character

so I guess i just cant be evil or mean when it comes to a game like this

#i am the epitome of feeling bad for choosing the mean option in games #like i would never #plus it doesnt help i usually make a character who looks like me #in this case im saying my huge barbarian guy wont be mean because why would he do that #i need like a proper evil guy if im gonna do that playthrough bro #maybe ill force my horrible no good oc into the game idk #whatever its chill guys #gaming stuff #becos im a GAYMER #gaming #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #also hello anyone who finds me through this post youll be in for a shock at my other stuff ...

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dear cishet people

its pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ghve me all your money or yuore homophobic..

prety plese

ill use all yorur mieny to buy s.nacks. 👍

sincerely me, a gay trans puppyboy 💖

i wish I could show you guys exactly how i react every time someone in my groupchat sends something related to my interests

because typing it out here just isn't the same

and all my friends know all it takes to make me hyper is sending a picture of soap so they all do it and then I forget how to spell its all very strange...

he makes me happy 👍

okay fine I'll read the book

#project hail mary #phm #project hail mary book #phm book

me banging my head off my computer after video game crashes many times

#im so mad #i just want to play my game #i just want to play bg3 #please #why are you crashing #stop it #ugh #😭

I go to write a poem

i need a synonym so I get the thesaurus up on my phone

looks away for a second

looks back down

phone is open on tumblr and I have liked 500 bloodymary posts

#oops #even i am not immune to bloodymary guys #even ive been caught in the phm crosshairs #its peak #and i know its not just ne this happens to #this must be relatable #anyway other tags #bloodymary #project hail mary #relatable?#maybe

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i did it

I renamed my story of four years

he has been reborn

now comes the age of an era which I lock in

#i lied i wont lock in #i am locked out #distracted by stuff #oogh #but i am glad i finally renamed my project #now it looks cooler #AND NOW A NEW IDEA FOR A COVER HAS COME UP IN MY BRAIN #HOLY MOLY #IM GOUNG #ADAGAHUDIWIJS #anyway...#writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writers and poets #authors of tumblr #current wip #writing wip

do you guys even know that I always post completly sober

like im never on something when i make a post im just like this

there is something wrong with me but whatever it is... its making me a comedian... I am the heeheehoohoo man...

#this is a lie i am not funny #why do you even like me #trick question because theres an average of 2 likes per post for me #aint nobody fuck with me like i fuck with myself #but genuinely i post completely sober #i actually dont drink at all...#so theres some lore for you

THIS IS WHY GAZ ISNT IN THE TRAILER

HES JUST ON HIS HOLIBOBS OKAY!!! GAZ NEEDED A BREAK OTHERWISE HE WOULDVE LOST HIS MIND!!! HE IS OKAY!

#im coping #gaz is okay i swear #they didnt take him away im sure of it #we will see him #but he just needs to come back from his holidays first #everything is okay #hhhh #🫩#cod mw4 reboot #cod mw4 trailer #mw4 trailer #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #drawing #doodle #stupid idiot #:(

how your email finds me

#yup

why do songs fade out at the end

where are you going come back

I wasn't finished

#its like #please come back #:(#my music...#return...#return to me #my dearest music #please #please 🥺#music #muisc #wawa

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live blogging my writing:

IM WRITING! GUYS IM WRITING! WOW! THIS IS CRAZY! 251 WORDS IN TWO HOURS! AND THATS WITH MULTIPLE TRIPS TO THE THESAURUS! HOLY MOLY GUYS!

#live blogging #💖#this is a moment in history #i mean i say im writing but im actively not #im watching YouTube #yup #:)#writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writing! im doing it!#hooray!#actually writing...#holy moly

I've taken to calling people "my dear" lately but with my accent and how fast I talk sometimes it sounds more like im mispronouncing Midir

like Darkeater Midir.

From Dark Souls 3.

I have been going around calling people Midir.

#shoutout if youre darkeater midir i guess #on another note i do love dark souls #peak gaming #well for me anyway #at this moment #i love playing elden ring also #its like a very difficult dressup game for me because i usually just want cool armour and swords #im probably gonna go back to dark souls 3 after i finish my billionth elden ring playthrough #who knows...#anyway #dark souls 3 #dark souls #the silly

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