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jesus fucking crhist pokemon has me in a chokehold again help

#thats what ive been doing btw. nothing but pokemon and dark souls 3 which i already finished #ITS ALL POKEMON OH GOD #its like. evrry so often i remember the first thing to make me fully fixate... and then i am trapped in pokemon land #also i watched the sun and moon anime for the first time in ages #and im sorry but now im older ash just pisses me off like idgaf if hes 10 that little twat is too cheery #also mad as hell like why did team skull get no attention i love those guys they had no presence #AND WHY DID LUSAMINE GET REDEEMED LIKE SHE IS CANONICALLY NOT A GOOD PERSON HELP #but still it was alright i guess #im pokemon crazy im sorry #this is why im not posting right now i fear id be insufferable if i was nonstop talking about pokemon #but rest assured im thriving with my total mania #oogh #also to anyone who followed me from the soap post um yes im just. this way.#whatever im outta here #pokémon #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #i love pokemon #🤠#wahoo

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ran out of posts

#sorry guys #i ran out of ideas #i guess im flopping...#just enjoy this sackboy gif i guess #ill figure out something eventually #but im playing dark souls 3 rn so.. yeah no im not locked in.#👍

its lock in Tuesday

the Tuesday when you lock in

you better be locked in

#my idea of locked in is eating lunch while listening to Traumfrau by And One btw #nobody said it had to be anything major #just lock in okay #i believe in you #lock in #go do that thing you need to #i KNOW you're putting it off #so go on go do it #take all the time you need #UNLESS IT IS A DEADLINE DUE TOMORROW AND YOU HAVE NOT STARTED THEN LOCK THE FUCK IN #LIKE HONEY YOU DONT HAVE PLENNY OFF TIME #LOCK THE FUCK IN #💥💥💥#AAAAARGH #everything is fine #its ok #we chill #👍#lock in Tuesday

made myself sick from crying maybe today is not as good as I wanted it to be

#i have some deeply unresolved issues wow #and yes i am actively sobbing while posting this #but nobody will see #these posts never get interaction because i tag them weird #which is fine #im over here being all weird in my little corner with me myself and i #this is more for me and not so much anyone else #if someone sees it then ok #but idc

felt so evil going out to lidl for a little treat when I said I wasn't going out today

#i lied to everyone #i said i had no plans today...#but i did...#lidl bakery #wait theres a tag for that??? HAHAHA #i did not know lidl bakery had a tag on here #crazy #but like #you cant blame me for going out #i needed my brownie #i needed my rosemary foccacia...#is that how you spell it #IT IS!#im so smart #hell yeah

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So what you're saying there, James, is that you shoot from the hip ??

#I HAD TO REBLOG BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE SAME WHEN I WATCHED THIS #WHAT A LEGENDARY CROSSOVER #WILLNE JAMES MARRIOTT AND SFTH #WOW

its giving...

#oh i KNOW he was having a moment #mad as hell he didnt get to kill makarov the first time #and i think he shouldve...#but yall see what i mean right #he genuinely looks like that meme...#hes so silly #i love this moron with his stupid facial expressions ❤️❤️❤️#also i have no idea what to post right now #so yeah this ones been on the back burner for a while...#OKAY BYE #soap cod #cod mwiii #johnny soap mactavish #soap call of duty #cod mwii #john soap mactavish

my upstairs neighbour in the middle of the night: oh boy time to make so much noise that it sounds like i am actively doing dark souls style dodge rolls in real life!!!! maybe i will also move all my furniture around again!!! i love making noise!!!

me, quite frankly sick to fuck with it all: if i hear one more CREAK from that man i will break a hole on the ceiling and personally skelp him myself

#if it isn't obvious...#I DO NOT FUCK WITH MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR #HE IS A CUNT #GET HIM OUTTA HERE #LIKE STOP #THERE IS NO NEED #IT IS TEN TO FUCKEN ONE IN THE MORNING #I NEED TO SLEEP #AND YOU ARE ROLLING AROUND IN CONCRETE SHOES #LIKE THATS NORMAL???#NO #CUT IT OUT #grrrr #shut up #stupid guy #i hate my neighbors #well not all of them #BUT UPSTAIRS AND THE GUY ALWAYS DOING RENOVATIONS-#STOP

what if house was a HGTV programme ..

and house said "let's make this doctor house into a doctor home..." before probably doing something crazy

#this makes no sense #but i thought it was funny #also this implies that while being a doctor house is also a renovator #is he...?#who knows...#house md #doctor house

I want to draw

but um

all my ideas are certainly not doable...

#you ever get that #its like #i wanna draw #i have so many ideas #but if i make even one mistake right now i WILL crashout #like ive been in crashout territory lately #almost had a meltdown over how the toaster was placed this morning #ugh #drawing struggles #being an artist #artist struggles #OOGH #um. sorry pause. my keyboard just did something weird.#whar was that...#weird #anyway whatever #im outta here #ill just IMAGINE my OCS instead of drawing them i guess.

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If you are Soap MacTavish please call me...

#MY TEXT KEEPS DISAPPEARING HELP #I JUST WANNA MAKE A JOKE #PLEASE #GOD #HELP ME #ARGGHH #sigh #whatever ill post this anyway #if you are Soap MacTavish please call me...#we gotta talk...#soap cod #cod mwiii #johnny soap mactavish #soap call of duty #cod mwii #john soap mactavish

i really just post some bullshit huh

certified soap crashout moment

im projecting my feelings onto him because i fucked up on a full odds shiny in pokemon earlier

I have a bad habit of mumbling that my hands have been creamed when applying my hand cream

I would stop but its funny

#im well aware how it sounds #like...#my hands have been creamed...#okay...#that's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

decided to play pokemon again after a while of doing other shit and somehow my entire team bar my starter has ended up being girls

girl boss team 💖

#i love pokemon #like idgaf #pokemon my beloved #girlboss moment #but genuinely i have no clue how nearly every pokemon i have is a girl #also i named my ceruledge artorias because dark souls so i guess artorias uses she/her now...#in my pokemon slay playthrough era 💖🎀#pokemon #pokémon #pokémon scarlet and violet

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sat minding my own business with family and my cousin just said something something "hail mary" and I swear I nearly FLEW

#phm you have ruined my brain #like he was not talking about it. nobody mentioned phm. im just mental.#but the way i suddenly sat up straight #i went 😀#but aint nobody talking about my boy grace...#sigh #💔#project hail mary #phm

sometimes you just gotta rewoke-ify your ocs and go about your day

#im saying this because i finally gave Mad King Varla (not Vx71A) actual parents #and quite frankly #his mother is serving MOTHER if you get what i mean #like his dad is just some guy but Queen Vaeross is cunt as fuck #its like. no wonder Valorie is also slaying the house down.#i impress myself with my own character concepts guys #im just that good #🕺🕺#ocs #my ocs #i love my ocs #own character

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