Booty Duty

"I'm more if an in the now kinda guy."

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he...

"I think he's more worried about helping you, Commander." Tucker shrugs and continues walking, coming to a stop against the wall next to her. "And hey. If they can kill me, that's hot."

  "Does it have to do with spooky, scary skeletons?"

"Alright, alright. Lay it on me."

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he doesn’t get in trouble."

"Yeah. Except he still manages to do that anyway. That man could find trouble on a barren planet."

"But he’s the best damn pilot I’ve ever seen. We’ve been through a lot together. I just hate how much he… well, jokes about everything."

"Keeps his stress down. It's part of why I hit on most women. The other part is women are awesome."

"Does it have to do with spooky, scary skeletons?"

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he doesn’t get in trouble."

"Yeah. Except he still manages to do that anyway. That man could find trouble on a barren planet."

+is2keelah

"If I don't piss Shepard off to the point where I end up in space, yeah. Not my call, really."

+cmdrredandruthless

"The hell are you talkin' about? They should be in your files."

"Both end terribly for me, so I'll just take the injury, thanks."

"Oh. Oh gross. I'm gonna be fuckin sick."

+shadowbrokers-shadow

  "Got it!" He shakes the Drell’s hand enthusiastically. "I’ll call you Fins!"

"No, no. I think you misheard. I said Feron." He frowned, hoping it was a translator malfunction.

"I caught your name Ferris Bueller. I just life Fins better. It's fun."

"How can you smell me past you?"

"Easily. I’ll ignore the smell comment because why threaten you when I already have plans to kill you."

"Shepard would be piiiiiiissed."