The Ozma

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK.

THIS IS WHY I SAID THIS HOUSEHOLD IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS

to recap

HIM

the husband came down with malaria and it was deadly

then at the same time the game said he had cancer

but then his cancer buff disappeared

he had no cancer

still had deathly malaria

survived

HER

the wife came down with meningitis and it was deadly

i figured if they're both dying they should have a death baby bc i love infants

but she wasn't pregnant and i have the sad snaps to prove it

but then we WERE pregnant

the wife never left the house

but then she got a buff about having COLON CANCER!?

100% certain we all know what elopment looks like in the sims. idc. you've never seen it with *this* pair. i broke it into 3 bc i lack the patience and the free time [i work weekends] to separate out lots of pictures.

i have severe vision loss (20/800 aka -8 for contact lense people). i don't make cutesy photos with groupings. i can't even read the buffs half the time on the screen bc it's too blurry. that's why it is always a vertical picture after picutre. i cannot do cool graphics. not that i even know how but i have to have my computer at 200% just to use it at all!

we're both dying let's just get married here and now! i don't want to go down the aisle in a wheelchair with my oxygen and struggle to stand

so it looked like we weren't pregnant.............................but we were? why did they cry and then jump around?? they both WANT to have a baby. she even did the disappointed shrug thing when she took a pregnancy test. so...WHAT IS THE TRUTH!?

this isn't even the end of the oddities happening in this household!

okay this is where we left off before i went out of linear storytelling.

firstly she is dying of meningitis

AND THEN SHE GETS CANCER!!?!??

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS HOUSEHOLD?! i don't even understand. i've sure it's a mod making health problems more severe bc it never felt like the existed outside an occasional cold or sudden severe illness that they're nursing at home and then they die. but deadly disease + cancer!??

i cant even with this safe.

palate cleanser bc there is MORE fuckery to detail with deadly meningitis! i always grab 99% of my sims from the gallery. it's easier (less so w/the fucking atrocious maker packs [fuck EA forever. it wasn't bad enough before]_. i don't even mind the basic sideways sims that always look the same. it's common to have a 'style'. i'm not really fussed?? i am not that great at making sims. like.....i'm REALLY bad. i prefer adjusting someone's base to make it more my liking.

that includes my two cats. i'm obsessed with them! this one is....MX. their name was MX (i think) or maybe it wasn't. actually i don't think it was. i shifted the name to the last name because it's a boy kitten and i was going to go "mr _____" but i typed MX instead. which is fine. this one has hearts.

okay. back where we were. sadness. empty womb.

AND DEADLY MENINGITIS!?!?!??!

you stupid fuck fuck! see if i take YOU to get a baby photoshoot. NO. i'm taking your brother. take that and shove it up your arse

you're just lucky i didn't save although now i want an alternate save where everyone forgets you ever existed

this is why i cannot do legacy challenges. i'm too invested in what if. i mean they COULD marry this one...but if they don't and have a different life and you play these alternating timelines?!

did i tell you we have cats in this house in this save? i never intend to make a "saves" game bc who cares but i'm family hopping and changing circumstances because i still inevitably get LE and i want to not.

REALLY. thankfully i learned my lesson from t'other night and was saving obsessively. i only had like 20min playtime unsaved.

STILL. WHY!

the inability to read lastcrash is just fucked up. i checked everything. doublekiller (obv with caution). plumbuddy. modhound. sims mod manager. manually just by looking.

i did find some out of date mods. which is good. but i have no idea if it contributed to the last 2 crashes.