Meh.

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

dude shut the fuck up lol

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

I don’t watch this show, but I will now after seeing this.

this dude always makes me really uncomfortable every time i see him

Same

i hate DC comics because the hottest alien they got is out here flyin around literally named cilantro

One of my favorite videos 😂