#idon'tknows?

Maybe nobody has dated you for the money, but maybe I only came back to get the money. They would feel so bad, I could probably get whatever I wanted. Quick question- how many people has my mom dated in this little group?

Oh please, if it was only for that you would have left by now. We are all too crazy. From what I know it was Uncle Jer, Lock and Lottie. And with Mason was a weird kiss, I think?

Trust me, I get it. My first week meeting anybody in this family, I got a smartphone and a car. I almost had a panic attack. If that’s the case, who’s Mark and Joanne? Because the Tango: Maureen was brutal.

Rich people, am I right? I’m still socked no one tried to date any of us just because of the money. I think someone, and by that I mean Lou, said it was Mason and Lottie.

I’m pretty sure being somebody’s godfather just means being their spiritual and religious guide. But hey, I am 100% for manipulation. Hey, I don’t know, maybe she wanted to hit the high notes of Joanne?

And take care of you when your parents aren’t able to. Which means when my parents won’t give me something, I go to him. And I know I sound very spoiled, but it’s just how it works in this family. Never, I think she’s a Maureen at heart.

What do you plan on making him do? He’s a bit of a pushover, so go easy on him. They dueted that song? Oh god, I wish I could see that. Who was who?

Things he should have thought first before accepting being my godfather. You should have had! I bet Mike or Lou has it recorded. And come on, you act like you don’t know who your Mom would be in that scenario.

I bet you could push it for after college. Until you’re married, at least. Ok, RENT was good but it wasn’t that good. I could skip songs.

I have a few more things in mind, though. He will be damned if he wrongs me again. I used to say that until I watched Brandi and Aunt Charlie going off in Take me or Leave me. That was a holy experience.

That’s why you always get Spotify premium. You can skip past the bad songs and straight to the bangers.

Oh, I do have the premium account. I made your dad feel guilty for forgetting my birthday and he promised to pay it until I’m out of college. But there is something about Rent that you can’t skip. It’s like denying your child to eat.

I saw RENT for the first time. Bawled my eyes out the entire time. And for like half an hour after.

Well, that means you are an actual human being with feelings. Congratulations on not being a psychopath! Jokes aside, that was me the last time I watched it. Hell, it was me the last time I heard ‘I’ll Cover You’ thanks to Spotify shuffle.

Honestly, Bali sounds incredible. Plus we could take little bikes and just explore around. So you do have a point, but I’ll make sure it’s G rated, or PG at most.

Yes! It would be a dreamy end of the year to this already dreamy year full of possibilities. I’m joking, you and Lou could do all the PDA and I would never be mad. What you two have is too beautiful to put a limit on.

Somewhere tropical, but not too humid. Just lounging around on the beach is something we never really get to do. I promise you won’t be third wheeling anyone, let alone your cousin.

What about Bali? I’ve never gone to the Canary Islands so it could be an adventure to remember. I do appreciate the thought, but Lou keeping his hands off you? Unrealistic. 

I absolutely agree, nothing like a little group trip to bring in the new year. I mean even if we are crazy together, we’re still together

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But, it has to be somewhere warm. Spending New Years on the beach is the best. And a lot more people, because I don’t want to end up third wheeling my best friend and my cousin.

The snaps we got were well worth watching, but being able to be in them again is everything.

Tell me about it. That was a well-deserved rest of this crazy town. We should do that again and maybe ask more people to go with us.

I don’t think that’s going to work because apparently you have an update account now and I swear to gods I don’t run that shit.

I know you don’t. And that’s why I’m becoming a hermit. Because that way the account becomes useless and will fade; so as my lowkey fame.

Because you’re lowkey famous from being features a few times on the show? Blame Dad.

Me? Lowkey famous? Yeah, no thanks. I’m gonna stay in bed from now on until they forget about me.

You just reminded me about a fanfic of Madison and you. Someone in my English class sent me a link and its title was Worth It.

Why are people writing fanfics about me? Especially with her? Gods...

Are clothes even a thing for them?

Now that Jake is worth it, apparently not.