Theoretically He

babe wake up prince philip just dropped

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

breaking news: walking corpse becomes regular corpse

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

OP are you okay

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

hey guys i really appreciate that we’re starting to recognize that neopronouns and nontraditional genders (like stargender and voidgender) are A Thing and Good, but i always see that in the context of “if a fourteen year old wants to use xe/xir pronouns then that’s not BAD” and. i’m not being nice anymore, fuck you. don’t equate our genders with youth and ignorance. the message you’re sending is that we only identify this way because we don’t know any better, and the intent doesn’t matter when the message received is as horrible as that. get better.

cis and binary people can and should reblog this

I’ll be 21 this year and my pronouns are e/em/es. So many people use neopronouns. They were invented by adults and have been used by adults ever since. Using neopronouns isn’t exclusive of teenagers.

Encounter/Place: Senor Hungry, a fire giant whose insatiable hunger and furnace-like belly inspired him to magically convert himself into a pizzeria

i hate when ppl mock “gsa kids” and “baby gays” bc,, like i would literally do anything to go through the early stages of discovery again. Back when i just got so excited at the idea of anything with rainbows, and was excitily telling everyone that i was going by a new name and buying pronoun pins by the handful. And then i found internet discouse and immediatly decided to stop being so gay bc if i did- i would be mocked. i literally hate u all so much for acting like being new to the community and genunily excited is something bad or cringy. Theres literally nothing wrong with a teenager identifying with sixty labels and talking loudly. You know what happens if they realize they’re not ace, or nonbinary, or whatever else you think is fake? then they realize that they’re not that- and if you chose to support them- they also have a lot of good memories of their experiences in lgbt spaces. It’s literally that easy.

this post literally could not be more pro aros and aces, nonbinary ppl, nondysphorics, xenogenders, neurogenders, neopronoun users, mogai,pan people- and literally every label ppl think is fake. If you’re an exclus and rbing this just know that my aro, neopronoun using, mogai ass hates u so fucking much and this post is about you and u specifically

Stop covering up fat people by using the word chubby, fat isn’t a bad word

Also stop telling fat people we are “skinny” , “not that bad!” or “Ur healthy tho!!! I didnt mean like THAT” Like shut up, ur input isn’t needed and let fat people be fat stop erasing us.

It’s okay and encouraged for thin people to reblog this