Ask bill cipher

WELCOME, PUNY INTERNET LIFEFORMS.

You’ve somehow clawed your way into my domain. Congratulations! Most people don’t survive that part.

Name’s Bill Cipher. Dream demon. Reality bender. All-seeing, all-knowing, and currently… bored enough to run a Tumblr blog. Lucky you!

This is a roleplay blog, which means: I answer asks, start chaos, make deals, and occasionally ruin lives for entertainment purposes. Standard stuff.

Now let’s get a few things straight before you start knocking on the void:

— ✦ RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ✦ —

▲ This is an in-character blog. Expect manipulation, mind games, and general weirdness. ▲ I’ll interact with OCs, canon characters, and other roleplay blogs. Multiverse rules apply—don’t question it. ▲ Brutus ≠ Muse. If Bill says something unhinged… yeah. That tracks. Don’t take it personally. ▲ No godmodding. I’m the only all-powerful triangle here, pal. ▲ NSFW may appear, but it won’t be the main focus. If you’re a minor, don’t push it. ▲ Magic Anon? Oh, I LOVE those. Bring ‘em on. ▲ Be patient—chaos takes time to craft.

— ✦ Brutus RULES (READ OR PERISH) ✦ —

▲ This blog is run by a minor. Act accordingly. ▲ Harassment, hate, or general nastiness will NOT be tolerated. ▲ Break these rules and you will be blocked. No warnings. No second chances.

▲ DEALS ARE BINDING. You shake my hand, you accept the consequences. No refunds, no take-backs, no whining when it backfires.

So go ahead. Send an ask. Make a deal. Tell me your secrets.

I’m always watching.

UNFORTUNATELY I LIVE IN A VOID NOW DUE TO SOME EVENTS RECENTLY BUT A WEIRD ROBOT BUG HAS ALLOWED ME TO COME OUT AND VISIT YOU!!! I AM ALSO TECHNICALLY DEAD. ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU???

- Caine ( @theb3stringm4ster-cain3 )

you remind me of an old friend of mine

I think we’re might get along (adjusts glasses, because this is the bill that wears glasses)

it is with great sadness that I inform you all that I will most likely not be on tumblr for some time

I have already told you on my main account (@wpnzarsenal)about everything going on at home, and unfortunately- my worst fears have come true. 

My guardian has begun to suspect my deceit and i will have to get off of tumblr before she finds out to save any chance of me seeing you again. 

This will not happen immediately- I’m hoping I can manage to keep this account in my life at least until next Monday.

Thank you all of every smile you brought to my face,

It has been my pleasure being the one eyed beast ,

Until we meet again

If people weren't constantly comparing everything to you, they'd live at least three seconds longer upon meeting you