it straight up smells like spiders in here

I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

if only there was a way for us to contribute to one big gofundme medical campaign that could be used to cover everyone’s medical expenses

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

fuck ‘em, suck ‘em robots

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

Also uwu frembly remembly that the USSR's nukes being placed in cuba was in direct & explicit response to US nukes being placed in turkey & if u use that as evidence of soviet aggression you're a sucker uwu ﾐ(❀◠‿◠)/☆.｡.: