C H A O S

Commission for gottobestrange

:D <3

Change pronouns and titles, adapt dialect accordingly.  Especially suitable for royalty/fairy tale/period AUs.

A sapling cannot grow in the shadow of a mighty oak.

I was merely borrowing it!

Speak of this to no one and I shall be lenient.

A lady of breeding ought never to raise her voice any louder than the gentle hum of a whispering wind.

Do not speak unless you can improve the silence.

I was not shrill, I was resonant.

I very much doubt your style of resonance would be permitted in the royal court.

Darling, nothing is final until you’re dead and even then I’m sure God negotiates.

This is our home and I will not see it fall apart.

I trust you slept well.

Why don’t you sleep with the pigs, _____, if you insist on smelling like one.

Your appearance does reflect a certain crudeness, my dear. What can I do to make you try?

I do wish to please you. Sometimes I sit on my own and try to think of what else I could do, how I should act-

After all that I do, after all that I’ve done, it’s never enough.

Have you lost your marbles?

Do you know what the punishment is for servants to dress above their station? Five days in the stocks!

Me? Pretend to be a courtier? Prancing around like some nobleman, why I’ve never even been to the royal court, and neither have you.

They’ll never buy it, you are too sweet.

Now, don’t you dare laugh, I’m coming out.

Nobody will be looking at your feet.

Yards of fabric and I still feel naked.

If you’re going to be a noblewoman, you must play the part.

I suppose it’s because I lack conviction. You seem to have it in spades.

I demand that you release him at once, or I shall take this matter to the king.

— You ill-mannered tub of guts!

You dare raise your voice to a lady, sir?

A servant is not a thief your highness, and those who are cannot help themselves.

If you suffer your people to be ill-educated and their manners corrupted from infancy and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed to them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?

Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?

I confess the plight of the everyday rustics bores me.

I gather you do not converse with many peasants.

Am I to understand that you find me arrogant?

Darling, he’s royalty, they’re born like that.

Well then I suppose the penalty for being wealthy is that you have to live with the rich.

Do you really think there’s only one perfect mate? Well, then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them are they really the one for you or do you only think they are and what happens if the person you’re supposed to be with never appears or she does, but you’re too distracted to notice.

And is everything just chance or were some things meant to be?

You cannot leave everything to fate, _____. She’s got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

You are trying to bait me with your snobbery.

I’m afraid,_____, that you are a walking contradiction and I find that rather fascinating.

You spout the ideals of a utopian society and yet you live the life of a courtier.

And you own all the land there is and yet you take no pride in working it. Is that not also a contradiction?

First I’m arrogant and now I have no pride, however do I manage that?

You have everything and still the world holds no joy and yet you insist on making fun of those who would see it for its possibilities.

Why do you like irritate me so?

Forgive me, your highness. I’ve lost track of the hour.

Your highness, what an unexpected surprise!

It is not fair sire, you have found my weakness but I have yet to learn yours.

In all my years of study, not one tutor demonstrated the passion you have shown me in the last two days.

You have more conviction in one memory than I have in my entire being.

Well this is terribly embarrassing.

Honestly, your highness, where’s your sense of adventure?

You would think I would know the way to my own castle.

And I still can’t believe that I’m down here while you’re up there and in your undergarments no less.

You will give me back my dress, sir!

I insist you return my things at once and since you deprive me of my escort I demand a horse as well.

You can have anything you can carry.

You are reading my thoughts, my lord.

To be so defined by your position, to never be seen as who you are but as what you are. You have no idea how insufferable that is.

They’re defined by their status just as your title defines you, yet it is not who they are.

You have been born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.

I am sorry, my mouth has run away with me again.

Why you lazy little leech!

There was a bee.

I fear that I am not myself today.

I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once. 

I cannot stay long but I had to see you. There is much to say.

I used to think that if I cared about anything I’d have to care about everything and I’d go stark raving mad.

Why did you have to be so wonderful?

Last night was the happiest night of my life.

Why it’s almost as absurd as a prince who spends his days with a servant that sleeps with pigs.

What bothers you more, _____, that I am common or that I am competition?

Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!

We must get you ready for the ball!

A bird may love a fish, _____, but where would they live?

Just breathe.

Do not address me so informal.

I was born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.

I know that a life without love is no life at all.

And love without trust, what of that?

I am but a servant to my crown and I have made my decision. I will not yield!

Men are so fickle aren’t they?

Well my, my, my aren’t we feisty today?

Was there a time even in its smallest measurement, that you loved me at all?

How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?

Oh, I do so hate to see you in irons. I’d remove them if only you’d promise not to run away again.

I belong to no one, least of all you.

I had a horse like you once. Magnificent creature. Stubborn just like you, willful to a fault, it too just needed to be broken in.

You will maintain your distance, sir.

Oh you didn’t say please.

I could hang you for this.

I do love your spirit.

My father was an expert swordsman, _____. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose.

I uh, I came to rescue you.

Perhaps you would be so kind as to help me find the owner of this rather remarkable shoe.

Choose your words wisely Madam, for they may be your last.

How dare you turn on me you little ingrate!

I’m only here for the food.

I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you I am quite certain will think about me ever single day for the rest of your life.

How dare you speak to me that way, I’m of noble blood!

You sir, are supposed to be charming.

“I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. I want a castle.”

“I have made the decision to trust you.”

“You know, I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here.”

“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you’re here too!”

“Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.”

“What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? And what if it is? What do I do then?”

“WOO-HOOO! BEST DAY EVER!”

“This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even.”

“Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me!”

“Here comes the smolder.”

“You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done!”

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.”

“And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise.”

“Who are you, and how did you find me?”

“Well, that’s okay! I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right?”

“Great. Now I’M the bad guy.”

“I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.”

“This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen.”

“The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it.”

“Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.”

“I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?”

“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?”

“I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say— Hi. How ya doin’?”

“Save what has been lost. Bring back what once was mine.”

❛ Why is it that I feel I’ve known you so many years? ❜

❛ Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you’d drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It’s more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories. ❜

❛ It doesn’t matter what you do, so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that’s like you after you take your hands away. ❜

❛ We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? ❜

❛ There must be something, something we can’t imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don’t stay for nothing. ❜

❛ If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you and you’ll never learn. ❜

❛ If you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore. ❜

❛ You can’t make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. ❜

❛ It was a pleasure to burn. ❜

❛ I’m antisocial, they say. I don’t mix. It’s so strange. I’m very social indeed. It all depends on what you mean by social, doesn’t it? ❜

❛ Being with people is nice. But I don’t think it’s social to get a bunch of people together and then not let them talk, do you? ❜

❛ Do you notice how people hurt each other nowadays? ❜

❛ Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man? ❜

❛ I don’t talk things. I talk the meaning of things. ❜

❛ I’ll hold on to the world tight some day. I’ve got one finger on it now; that’s a beginning. ❜

❛ I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it’ll make sense. ❜

❛ That’s the good part of dying; when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any risk you want. ❜

❛ Someday we’ll build the biggest goddamn steamshovel in history and dig the biggest grave of all time and shove war in it and cover it up. ❜

❛ You’re not like the others. I’ve seen a few; I know. When I talk, you look at me. ❜

❛ You’re afraid of making mistakes. Don’t be. Mistakes can be profited by. ❜

❛ When they give you lined paper, write the other way. ❜

❛ The sun burnt every day. It burnt time. ❜

❛ We have everything we need to be happy but we aren’t happy. Something is missing. ❜

❛ I feel I’m doing what I should’ve done a lifetime ago. ❜

❛ I’m not afraid. Maybe it’s because I’m doing the right thing at last. Maybe it’s because I’ve done a rash thing and don’t want to look the coward to you. ❜

❛ Good God, who were those men? I never saw them before in my life! ❜

❛ How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you? ❜

❛ It must be right. It seems so right. ❜

❛ To everything there is a season. Yes. A time to break down, and a time to build up. A time to keep silence and a time to speak. ❜