WHERE ARE THE TURTLES

My perfect Valentine’s Day?

I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, “Your mama’s so fat, she could eat the Internet.” But smack talk is happening, like, right now. Like, “You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ‘cause I got the evidence right there.”

Is there no way we can get rid of him? Not without cause, Michael.

The Office

Recyclops – Happy Earth Day!

So… have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see. [..] The Office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend. So…yes. I’d say I have gotten along with my subordinates

I love these two together sm.

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski