chose to evade

Nah, maybe it’s just sweater weather. Should I bust out the rum-spiked hot chocolate and Quentin Tarantino movies?

Sounds like a plan. But if this is your attempt at seducing me, you're going to have to do better than that.

I feel a cold coming on. Someone wanna nurse me back to heath?

No, I think I'd rather gauge out my eyes.

When is this rain gonna stop?

Not really such. Should we be taking this as a sign? Pathetic fallacy?

When you do it continuously it no longer seems like a joke. Fine, I suppose I could manage that. Do you even know what fun is?

I have commitment to jokes of a similar nature. All you have to do is aim, and don't miss. I do, as a matter of fact. Do you know what humour is?

No knife throwing. You literally ruin everything fun.

I was only joking. You can even throw one while I'm under a cloth or something, and I'll disappear. It'd be a good closer to our 'act'. And I beg to differ, I make fun.

Oh, really? I had no idea. Why would I give you time to prepare if I wanted to throw a knife at you… But then again, that would be a very cool trick.. Throwing knives at each other.

We should include that somewhere in the show. I think it'd get the crowd going, especially if I got you in the back, and you'd have to keep going as if it were planned.

Jokes? Now that’s funny. Maybe we should test your confidence… You shouldn’t fling knives at Archer, he’s a nice boy.

Archer wouldn't be my target. I'd just send them right back from where they came from. We can test it, I'm quite confident. So long as I know knives are being thrown at me, and I have time to prepare.

You mean control myself so I won’t throw knives at you? I know. 

You and your jokes. But regardless, I'm confident that I could catch one if you threw one in my direction. And I know which way I'd send it back toward.

Archer’s that good, huh? Holy shit. What do think—after this we’ll land on T.V. shows, tabloids, websites, the whole shebang. And maybe we’ll even get the FBI’s attention from this one.

He better be, or he'll need to learn how to fake it well. Ideally, yes. It's all pretty insane, but I know we'll make use of the publicity. We can cope with it, they would add a bit of action to our shenanigans. We can not only target corrupt businesses and politicians, we can make the government look like fools at the same time.

Absolutely, I love cats. But you sound kind of surprised. Sure, I’d be an idiot to risk my cat becoming part of one of our shows. Well that should be pretty exciting, then. And you’ll be doing it sooner, rather than later. Seeing as we’re already found our next mark.

I thought you were the rational one, but clearly I was mistaken. That's true. It's my way of exiting in style, really. And with the plans being drawn up for this mark, I suppose we'll all need quick escapes after we pull off the finale.

I know it's hard not to stare at me, but you're going to have to control yourself.

Someone wanna make me a sandwich? 

Sure. You like rat poison, don't you?