Court Of The Party King

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

SHARING TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE OUT!

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

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