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“my child is completely fine.”
your child’s bathroom is also a kitchen is also a laundry room

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“my child is completely fine.”
your child photo-copies speeding tickets so he can tape them to his bedroom door
“my child is completely fine.”
your child is a dream-thing that eats garbage
“my child is completely fine.”
your child just killed his latin teacher in the forest
“my child is completely fine.”
your child has been dead for seven years

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“my child is completely fine.”
your child copes with trauma by searching for a dead welsh king
“my child is completely fine.”
your child is the only girl in a friend group of private school boys
ronan: why does the clock say 4am? it’s only midni—
blue: SHH! i’m trying to get gansey to go to sleep on time
gansey: *correcting errors on the glendower wikipedia page*
ronan: it’s not working
adam, stopping the car in front of a restaurant: go see if you can get us a table
ronan: oh, ok
ronan ten minutes later, running out of the restaurant with a table: START THE CAR
gansey, with cuts on his ankles: ok. which one of you taped a knife to a roomba and let it loose in our house?
noah, holding another roomba:
ronan, holding more knives:
blue, holding the tape: ....adam

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adam: blue isn’t answering her phone.
noah: let me try
adam: gansey and i have tried six times. what makes you think—
blue: hello?
adam, skipping stones on a date with ronan: wow. this is such a nice evening.
ronan, quietly: take that you stupid lake
“I love you.”
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“Tamquam alter idem.”
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“I love you.”
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“I wish you could be kissed, Jane. Because I would beg just one off you.”
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the gangsey doing group projects:
- blue shows up 20 mins late with starbucks but still does all the work
- gansey meticulously plans out who will do what & when and then does all the work himself at 3am
- adam isn’t in a group bc he wants to do it all himself
- henry stresses everyone out by doing his part at the last possible second
- and ronan and noah are making paper airplanes out of the work they’re supposed to be doing

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places that would make noah and his smudginess uncomfortable:
- the voice auditions
- victoria’s secret
- a kickboxing gym
- venice beach
- jennifer lopez’s house
- any rave
- a spelling bee
places that would make henry and his madonna shirt uncomfortable:
- walmart
- utah
- old navy
- any public washroom
- canadian tire
- probably your closet
- bass pro shop