Night Vale Medical Board

Remember, just because you are dead on the inside doesn't mean you should appear dead on the outside. Always consume a balanced diet including the souls of your enemies. 

The NVMB would like to remind you to breathe once in a while, unless you are the faceless old woman who does not have a nose or a mouth to breathe through. 

The Night Vale Medical Board would like to remind you that you are only flesh and blood. Your skeleton escaped last night. Don't worry this is only temporary. It will soon get bored and return.