The New Old Fashioned

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

i just think it’s really sexy when people are kind and weird in equal measure

The thing about women is they are hot

More to the point they should ask about it beforehand just like irl and be prepared to give it before being asked.

In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

Who wants a gropey big spoon

Pinning her down not to do anything but just to remind her how small she actually is and how easy it would be.

I will never fall in love faster than with a woman in a cozy sweater on a winter day

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?