In A Dwaal

Sundays are for slow passionate morning sex followed by a charming brunch date filled with laughter.

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

I wish we'd talk like we used to

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

#I’d go as far as to say that some of your problems are actually because not ~enough~ someones are on welfare #because more societal assistance is very good for communities

I would cancel all my plans if you tell me you want to see me

by Alex Hyner

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river