I may or may not be breathing

Wait, it's pride month. Time to celebrate reading gays falling in love

I might have a tiny tiny crush on my criminal law professor

The sun is getting closer and closer to my face every second but I can't move because the banner support broke and it's gonna fall if I don't hold it and all of my team mates are inside a classroom making sure this event works and I'm left outside watching over the food too which is kinda odd bc what is the food gonna do? run? I don't think so. It's fucking hot here I think I might get a heatstroke I already have a headache someone please-

How do I stay awake n class. Heipnnmmhekoejjj

Should I buy a sewing machine?

Saltar cada vez que un micro toca el claxon podría ser una minor difficulty al manejar...

I'm my father's daughter

Did you know women can just bleed out for a month straight? Not menstrual cicle related, just straight up bleeding. And it can take over a month to stop. Women can just hemorrhage for over a month and doctors don't even know why. What.

It's grate to spend family time cause you can get a piscano for free but there's also the horrors

To be late to class because you wanted to eat breakfast is a choice and I'm wise enough to make it

"Ughh.. I don't feel Christmas spirit anymore" WEAK. "it's no fun now that we grew up" COWARD. All you need to do is BE Christmas spirit

Yapped so bad that the doctor had to SEW my lips. The audacity