Something Strange Happened Here

As per my last clay tablet,

Please find in my messenger’s sack tablets with the requested tax records.

Forgive me; I carelessly neglected to put the tablets in the previous messenger’s sack. The gods willing they shall be in the present messenger’s sack.

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

when he didn't spill the milk, I said out loud, "Oh hey, great job!!! You did a great job!"

Help me peesh

Deewishies

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used