Deep And Metaphorical

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

im gonna roleplay as a functional person from now on

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

This answers and raises questions

This is actually incredibly helpful

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

people who hate 80s music don't interact

alexa slap this ass