multi-tool weapon

pride icon time!! please look at the cutest guy in existence <3

link to the template has been added to the carrd! but here's the link as well for those who wanna use it too. there are quite a few options

"I don't think there's good or evil when it comes to killing. But, if you ask me, an overzealous sense of justice is worse than evil."

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THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE & PEACE ||| #MELPCMENE (MULTI-MUSE) FEATURING VASH THE STAMPEDE : THE HUMANOID TYPHOON. (INCLUDING MILLY THOMPSON) LOVED BY EMMETT (29) TRANSMASC ENBY (HE/THEM/THEY)

" you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain ? NO. it climbed the spout again. lock in twin. "

" i'm going to have to shit so bad later. "

" he was right, i am a weenie hut jr. "

" my constitution is a 1 because i get tummy aches. "

" can i get smooches on the skibidi toilet ? "

" i'm letting you get away with being this gay because it's pride month. "

" will thy maiden match milord's freak ? "

" what in the hillbilly yeehaw john deer tractor confederate flag is goin on. "

" i kissed you because your breath smells like pumpkin & it smells nice. "

" the fatter the ass, the kinder you are. "

" i believed i was a little german boy. "

" cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "

" RIP [NAME], THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE. IN THE FROZEN AISLE OF VONS. "

" he's so hot & then wonders why he attracts all these people ??? stop being a whore. "

" for lack of better words, i'm so silly. "

" yeah he's a murderer, he eats people, but look how cute he is right now. "

" devastated. i knew this man was a bottom yet here i am. "

" ayo, i bet his dick is huge. "

" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. "

" i was not having a baja blast, but that’s all in the baja past. "

" he's GAY, harold. "

" listen, she's a freak, but only because she knows how to love with her WHOLE PUSSY. "

" bro not to sound like a middle aged white woman but this shit is breathtaking. "

" i kiss all my homies goodnight, that's my ninja way. "

" i have no bedtime, i am god. "

" i love you, say it back. "

" nah bb u fine as hell, just the way you ate them 9 tacos surprised me. "

" life update : the voices are getting louder. "

Send a prompt for me to write the following:

[FAKE DATING] a starter where our muses pretend to date

[WARMTH] a starter where our muses need to cuddle for warmth

[ONE BED] a starter where our muses have to share the same bed

[REINCARNATION] a starter where our muses were lovers in a past life

[ARRANGED MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses have an arranged marriage

[ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses wake up to find out they got married the night before

[AMNESIA] a starter where my muse has lost all of their memories and doesn't remember your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[TIME TRAVEL] a starter where my muse time travels to another time and meets your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[ENEMIES TO LOVERS] a starter where our muses, who used to be enemies, start developing feelings for each other

[LOVERS TO ENEMIES] a starter where our muses, who used to be lovers, become enemies

[SECRET RELATIONSHIP] a starter where our muses must hide their relationship

[MUTUAL PINING] a starter where both our muses have a crush on each other, but don't know it's mutual

[BACK TOGETHER] a starter where our muses, who broke up some time ago, meet each other again and realize they still have feelings for each other

[LOVE TRIANGLE] a starter where our muses are in the middle of a love triangle

[RELUCTANT ALLIES] a starter where our muses, who do not get along (or are enemies), are forced to team up

[DOORSTEP] a starter where my muse shows up at your muse's doorstep because they didn't know where else to go (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[FOUND FAMILY] a starter where our muses come together to form a strong, platonic bond

i put on witch hat atelier bc i really need to catch up and my brain instantly goes 'yoichi and qifrey should kiss'. fuck my baka crossover ship enjoyer brain

watched all 9 episodes and the thought is even stronger now

Send one or more emojis ( + descriptions ) for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse! ( for multimuses, please specify. )

ROMANTIC

❤️ committed, romantic relationship 💘 friends to lovers 💔 used to be together but broke up ❣️ skinny love 💗 slow burn 💌 one muse has a crush on the other muse 💕 mutual pining 💝 romantic relationship of convenience 🏫 highschool sweethearts 💒 arranged relationship ( dating, engagement, political, etc. ) 💋 one-sided romantic relationship ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🖤 lovers to enemies 🤍 enemies to lovers

SEXUAL

💖 a sexual relationship that could turn romantic 🧡 friends with benefits 👄 a sexual, non-romantic relationship 🏩 sexual relationship of convenience 🔥 unresolved sexual tension 💟 developing sexual relationship ( may include romance ) 💞 one muse approaches the other out of convenience ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🔪 enemies with sexual tension

FAMILIAL

👪 biological family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 adopted family 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 family by choice/found family 👩‍👧 older/younger siblings 👭 twins 👥 cousins or extended family 👣 estranged family/feuding family 👨‍🏫 one muse is a teacher/mentor for the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🚸 coworkers like family 🟡 family out of circumstance ⚪ pretending to be family

PLATONIC

💜 friendship 💙 queerplatonic partners ( an intimate, non-romantic committed relationship ) 💚 friends like siblings 💛 childhood friends 💧 friends due to traumatic experiences 🤝 coworkers ⛔ reluctant friends ✅ enemies to friends 🌈 developing friendship ☀️ friends of circumstance 👔 strangers working together ☕ one muse works in service of the other ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🕴 partners in illegal activities 👯partners in crime trope ⚡ sparring partners 🩹 friends forced to work against each other 🟥 one muse makes a deal or contract with the other ( magic or non-magic. ) ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver )

ENEMIES

🦴 mortal enemies 💀 enemies ⚔️ rivalry 🗡️ one-sided rivalry/grudge ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 🧠 enemies as narrative foils 💬 enemies because of conflicting ideologies 🤫 one muse is secretly an enemy/traitor to the other muse ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) 😨 one muse is using the other muse for their benefit ( specify which muse, Sender or Receiver ) ❌ guilty by association 🚫 friends to enemies 🪓 occupational enemies 🩸 enemies tolerating each other for a common goal ⚫ enemies using each other out of convenience ⬜ coworkers who hate each other

"Of  all  people...  it  had  to  be  you."

“I  like  you  the  way  you  are”

"We  were  never  supposed  to  end  up  here."

"This  shouldn’t  make  sense  but  it  does."

“I  fear  to  admit  that  I  have  thought  of  you  often.” 

"I  was  supposed  to  hate  you."

"You’re  everything  I  swore  I’d  never  want."

“This  was  never  part  of  the  plan.”

"You're  the  wrong  choice,  but  I  keep  choosing  you."

"How  did  you  end  up  under  my  skin?"

“You  were  supposed  to  be  the  enemy.”

"You  could  ruin  everything...  but  I  still  want  you."

"I  don’t  trust  you.  That’s  the  problem."

"We  shouldn’t  even  be  talking."

"You  and  me?  This  is  a  bad  idea."

“If  anyone  found  out...”

“This  is  reckless.  Say  we’re  not  doing  this.”

"You’re  supposed  to  be  off-limits."

"We  can’t  undo  what  just  happened."

"I  don’t  want  to  feel  this  with  you."

"Why  do  you  look  at  me  like  that?"

"You're  the  one  person  I  can’t  afford  to  want."

"I  tried  not  to  like  you,  you  know."

"Don’t  act  like  this  is  easy  for  me."

“I  shouldn't  be  here,  not  with  you.”

"We're  not  meant  to  last,  are  we?"

"Tell  me  you  regret  it.  Lie  to  me."

"What  happens  when  this  falls  apart?"

"I’m  not  supposed  to  feel  safe  with  you."

"You  crossed  every  line  I  drew...  and  I  let  you."

“We  couldn’t  be  more  different.”

“I  never  thought  I’d  crave  someone  like  you.”

"I  keep  finding  reasons  to  stay  away.  None  of  them  work."

“You  don’t  fit  in  my  world.”

“Everyone  warned  me  about  you.”

"I  don’t  know  how  to  do  this  with  you."

"You’re  the  risk  I  swore  I  wouldn’t  take  again."

"This  wasn’t  supposed  to  mean  anything."

    always be kind to animals.  ♡