Zelink Spinning In My Brain Like A Microwave

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Tbh you could probably fix Ganon by just keeping him Ganon instead of Ganondorf. Or if you have to make him Ganondorf… make him white. Or just rotate him between Every race in Zelda, so that it's true that unchecked power can be a problem no matter what. Like, imagine how interesting it would be if the incarnation of evil is a new face every time. Sure, it throws off iconography, but it makes him a symbol more than a character. Ganondorf isn't a guy, he's powerlust and revenge personified. He's a gerudo, he's a goron, he's a hylian. he's a zora, he's fucking Mr. Worldwide Mr. 305. That would be sick.

y'all need to watch this this pride month

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

nyt connections writers need to be put down

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.