Could I request crp men having a REALLY shitty day. Like, they got into multiple petty arguments and made an accident on a mission that pissed them off BAD. Then on the way back to the mansion they get lost for some reason, just about ready to go on a killing spree from pure annoyance. Then a random GN!Civilian comes up asking for directions to the nearest civilization, like all nice and relieved they found someone. Can be fluff or whtv you want! Also loved your other headcanons/fics, feel free to change it up or anything!
Shit, I accidentally hit posts while trying to save to drafts instead. Please hang with me while I get this written.
Creepypasta men in a shitty mood getting asked for directions by GN!Reader
CW: Mentions of canon typical violence. Jeff being an asshole. Most of these guys would probably just kill ya in this situation, but this is creepypasta. the canon is flexible. I have purposefully put Tobias first and Jeff last due to bias.
Tobias would be the safest male creep to encounter. He helps you, but not out of the goodness of his heart. Having you thank him for assisting you is the stroke to his ego that he needs to boost his mood.
If you start yapping about how grateful you are for his assistance, he will purposefully take longer to get you back to society, basically giving you the grand tour on the way. All of your admiration goes straight to his head. He knows the forest like the back of his hand, he can make the way back as long as he wants it to.
Ben would already be in a bad mood if he had to touch grass long enough to be asked for directions by a civilian, but fear not for Ben is nothing if not innovative! You are now his entertainment while he is stuck outside for whatever reason. =]
He does not know his way about the forest, but he has access to a gps even when a cell phone can't. He'll help you get out, but he's gonna lead you down the most difficult path possible. Like this is gonna be a heros journey type of shit he's gonna put you through and he's gonna be watching you the whole time. His show is on. You actually cause him to create a new record of time spent outside!
You're not getting into town with the same amount of organs you left it. If he were in a good mood he probably would have at least lulled you into a false sense of security before he knocked you out, but he doesn't have the patience for that right now. He stares at you for a few seconds before pouncing.
when you wake up, your in a motel bathroom taking an ice bath with a scar on one side of your lower abdomen. Now you have a motel bill to pay and potentially a tracking chip inside of you. Who knows what that's for.
You're likely already one of his victims, but he still plays the long game so you're not in any immediate danger. He still isn't in a good mood, but he's got an image to uphold with you if he wants to gain your trust. I''ve just realized how much I have used "but" sort of sentences. I gotta start decreasing it lol. He reluctantly helps you even though he very much is NOT in the mood for it.
He will be very passive aggressive though. Don't be fooled by the friendly guise of concern he's putting up, he's basically calling you a fucking dumbass to your face. He is really good at sugar coating things, like crown champion of it. I think in the modern day he would be one of those macha late feminist literature performative males.
oh my goodness this is getting likes as I write it, I gotta hurry up and finish it.
He's still a terrible option for someone to ask for directions. However, it's mostly because he doesn't know shit about how to get to town. He knows how to get around a good chunk of the forest, but outside of it and he doesn't know shit. It's a miracle that you didn't turn tail and run the second you saw him, considering how he's basically like Frankensteins monster if Victor didn't care about what the parts he used looked like.
There is a massive chance that he will be begging like on his hands and knees for you to bring him with you. Like, if you don't want to take him, you will probably have to RIP him off of you because he is holding onto you and begging for dear life.
You're ass better pray to whatever higher being you beleive in that Jeff doesn't find you the slightest bit annoying because his ass is already prepared to pounce over the next minor inconvenience. It's so easy to piss him off it's crazy. He's the most ragebaitable person ever.
Let's choose to assume the best: you're still gonna be at least scared of him (and/or some other non-specified feelings because I know how this fandom is) because he is at least gonna be pulling out his knife and threatening you for a short power trip. He probably just doesn't wanna have to deal with getting rid of the body because Slenderman has started getting onto him about leaving messes behind.
P.S., I'll probably do one of these for the crp women, too.
