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"Mom, are you okay?"

" I-I’ll be fine, honey-…" She trailed off trying to stand up, but fell backwards into the wall, " M-Mommy is just trying to regain her strength again," She assured looking up at Rodrick,

"Mom, don't play the 'I'll be fine' card with me." Rodrick walked over to her, helping her up. "You're not fine. I know exactly what happened, and I'm going to fix it."

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RODRICK

MERIDA I WILL SHIELD YOU

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"Mom, are you okay?"

WHAT IS STONY? STOP OKAY NO UNCLE STEVE DOES NOT WANT IT

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"Alright. I’ll go see Mom. Then I’ll go kick the demons ass."

"— Okay, but just be warned she may seem off,”

"Okay..."

"This is bullshit! You know what, I’m taking my bow and my gun, and I’m going to go find think prick. He’s going to regret ever fucking touching our mother."

"— But first, I highly suggest you go see Mum. Maybe do her some good if she saw you, you know under what’s happening to her,”

"Alright. I'll go see Mom. Then I'll go kick the demons ass."

"Where the fuck is this asshole? I’m going to give him a piece of my goddamn mind."

"—That’s the only problem, I don’t know. Also that’s not all what he did to Mum… The bastard turned her into a killer,”

"This is bullshit! You know what, I'm taking my bow and my gun, and I'm going to go find this prick. He's going to regret ever fucking touching our mother."

"What?! Why… Why would Mom do that?! Oh my God… This is not good. No. No. This can’t happen."

"—…… I know, I know. I basically said the same thing. I mean how do you think I feel? What really pisses me off, is that she gave it up for a demon, because he was dying. If you ask me, she should have let that bastard die, Enough said.”

"Where the fuck is this asshole? I'm going to give him a piece of my goddamn mind."

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"Right back at ya, Dad."

"Yeah… Um… Sorry about that… You know me… Always have a habit of getting lost…"

"— I guess that’s true, you’ve missed a lot. I finally met Dad, I can see where we get most of our crazy from, Mum on the other hand, gave up part of her Immortality by ten years so technically she’s dying,”

"What?! Why... Why would Mom do that?! Oh my God... This is not good. No. No. This can't happen."

"Psst. Njord. I gotta tell you something."

"— You mean the fact you disappeared for weeks, wasn’t it?”

"Yeah... Um... Sorry about that... You know me... Always have a habit of getting lost..."

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