The Missile Silo

stares at you like this.

...I could write Jeff the Killer

He lives on a chip and he's as small as an oat.

What would you do if I wrote Cartman

...look, if people are interested I do have @friendsomine....

❝ Mmm. Eh, I'll give it a 7/10. The sarcasm's a little too thick, but last dig was a fair play. ❞

"Eh, the camera's not rolling, I'm kind of coasting on my B-material right now."

❝ For the record, I've actually never tried crack. Just ketamine and ecstasy, fun fact. ❞

"Wow, you've done drugs? That's such a fun fact, I'm so impressed with you and think this makes you an interesting person. Next are you going to tell me how many STIs you've gotten?"

❝ I don't get all the rabbit hype. He's nothin' special, if ya' ask me. ❞

"Caine, I thought we weren't doing the Loss Prevention adventure. What's Sonic the Crackhead doing here?"

❝ your men is going to twist the child's mind. they're dirty and unrefined. the last thing i need a repeat of the last time my girls intermingled with scum the resides within these walls... and i will not let you trick me into thinking otherwise. ❞

"...the last time I checked, it was your Ultraprison posse that went absolutely boy-crazy over my Superjail gentlemen! A certain wager I won tells us everything we need to know: I'm the one keeping our child refined!"

❝ what  the  child  needs  is  more  motherly  affection.  a  woman's  touch  to  guide  the  child  to  their  glory.  a  don't  need  my  child  to  be  tainted  by  whatever  animalistic  views  you  want  to  share. ❞  her  mother  raised  her  well,  she  could  pass  it  all  down  to  her  child.  ❝ the  next  i  find  your  outdated  tech  in  my  ultraprison,  nova  won't  be  so  nice  to  it. ❞

With a single step, the Warden is suddenly on the other side of the mistress, tenting his fingers together as he looks on at their child. Oh, poor little Gaoler.... "Superjail is anything but! It's a civilizing influence for all of its inhabitants! It provides structure for the structureless! There's no better place to ensure a child is under a watchful eye than my panopticon!"