Kiwistuck

@theminorityking

Well what is there to a life with a Maori boy with missing organs and whose crowning achievement at 21 is being a homosexual. I've begun to love jellyfish thanks to both Kuragehime(Princess Jellyfish) and Clear(DramaticalMurder). I'm a crazy fan of homestuck, dmmd and kuragehime. Though I also like doctor who, pokemon and mmany other little things I can't think of at the moment. Living in Auckland New Zealand and slowly bandaging my life back together~! I'll get there.

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The early pidgey gets the weedle.

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*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

becausebirds

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

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Pokemon Go Teams

Team Mystic and Team Valor:

Team Instinct:

birdamnesiadetective

Whats that sound?

Its a cat

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Pokemon Logic

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

softurl

good instincts kev

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osomatsutextposts

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stopidontgohere

I hope the cluster is another hot lesbian

guckygarnes

pearl: but garnet… 1 million legs

garnet: *lights pipe* ..999,999 vagánias

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pearl: okay thank…

pearl: okay thanks Garnet

classicmeevs

EVERYONE START CLAPPING AT ONCE TO CONFUSE HIS ECHOLOCATION

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daggers-drawn

“ＰＬＥＡＳＥ！ＮＯＭＯＲＥ！”

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ted cruise is a bat

sharkyy-deactivated20190102

ive just started another ep of sg1 and i hope daniel has a good time in it

sharkyy-deactivated20190102

daniel died

first-day-of-summer

aviatorhead

when ur headphones are broken and u find that position thats just right to get them to work

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Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

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