Nov 18, 2025
The Ten Matcha Commandments
We shall only have one god, matcha
Rora is matcha prophet, and we shall listen to all of her commands
We shall abide by the performative male pillars: matcha, Labubus, carabiners, and rizzing the females
The only literature outside of the matcha gospel we shall partake in is feminist literature
We shall choose matcha over coffee any time
Always strive for the 24k gold Labubu
It is our mission to convert all who walk this earth to the matcha gospel
We shall know the difference between ceremonial and premium grade matcha
We shall follow the @thematchaprophet matcha blog, and treat it as scripture
We shall want for nothing but matcha
