The Master Alpha Consultant, since 2005

Gonna be a short fuckin’ walk, fag.

You may have heard people preach the benefits of being assertive. While it’s definitely true that you should be able to articulate and defend yourself if you are in any sort of threat or danger, there’s something to be said for being the one who always lets others get their way.

You won’t be seen as an angry, shrill, cunt and in fact will increase your potential for making others happy, avoiding conflict, and, most importantly, putting others (particularly Men) before yourself.

If you are a passive person, it’s important to surround yourself with people you trust that can defend and stand up for you if necessary. That’s one of the reasons why finding a true Man to be your valiant white knight is so important for a passive faggot.

Passivity is not a negative trait- in fact for faggots it’s an aspirational ideal that will prime you to become the perfect, moldable resource for a Man to please Himself with. I’m trying more and more to be as passive as possible and I encourage other faggots to be as well.

Here’s my advice for becoming more passive.

1. Realize it’s not about you

It’s a big world we live in filled with many accomplished Men that are smarter, stronger, and more successful than us fags are. We’re really nothing special so quit wasting the energy on feeling entitled to things.

I’m realizing more and more that by channeling the negative energy away from being upset over not getting my way I’m able to able to devote myself fully to more important things like skincare and exercise.

2. Accept blame as the default

We all make mistakes. Some fags more than others. While it’s true that sometimes you technically aren’t at fault when others are upset with you, often it’s better just to take the blame anyway.

You’ll avoid making others even angrier, and then you can move on instead of just arguing. This will also make you easier it easier for a Man to discipline you when you take blame and adjust your behavior to His liking.

3. Apologize more

Saying “sorry” as often as possible shows others that you are not only kind-hearted and sensitive to their needs, but also a pushover. Men will find this adorable!

4. Pick your battles (or don’t!)

Only contradict someone if it’s an absolute necessity. Trust me, at least 90% of the time it just isn’t worth it. An argumentative faggot is really just a joke, so don’t get angry or pushy about anything.

Better yet, depend on Men to do the confrontation for you.

5. Keep your opinions to yourself

Most people don’t want to hear a pushy faggot droning on about how it’s too cold outside or how their boss at work is an asshole. You’ll usually just come across as being whiny and a bitch.

Just remember again that you’re nothing special and aren’t entitled to anything and move on. A Man with His true masculine intelligence will always have better standing to express His opinions.

6. Accept the benefits of giving in

You may have heard people preach the benefits of being assertive. While it’s definitely true that you should be able to articulate and defend yourself if you are in any sort of threat or danger, there’s something to be said for being the one who always lets others get their way.

You won’t be seen as an angry, shrill, cunt and in fact will increase your potential for making others happy, avoiding conflict, and, most importantly, putting others (particularly Men) before yourself.

If you are a passive person, it’s important to surround yourself with people you trust that can defend and stand up for you if necessary. That’s one of the reasons why finding a true Man to be your valiant white knight is so important for a passive faggot.

Passivity is not a negative trait- in fact for faggots it’s an aspirational ideal that will prime you to become the perfect, moldable resource for a Man to please Himself with. I’m trying more and more to be as passive as possible and I encourage other faggots to be as well.

Here’s my advice for becoming more passive.

1. Realize it’s not about you

It’s a big world we live in filled with many accomplished Men that are smarter, stronger, and more successful than us fags are. We’re really nothing special so quit wasting the energy on feeling entitled to things.

I’m realizing more and more that by channeling the negative energy away from being upset over not getting my way I’m able to able to devote myself fully to more important things like skincare and exercise.

2. Accept blame as the default

We all make mistakes. Some fags more than others. While it’s true that sometimes you technically aren’t at fault when others are upset with you, often it’s better just to take the blame anyway.

You’ll avoid making others even angrier, and then you can move on instead of just arguing. This will also make you easier it easier for a Man to discipline you when you take blame and adjust your behavior to His liking.

3. Apologize more

Saying “sorry” as often as possible shows others that you are not only kind-hearted and sensitive to their needs, but also a pushover. Men will find this adorable!

4. Pick your battles (or don’t!)

Only contradict someone if it’s an absolute necessity. Trust me, at least 90% of the time it just isn’t worth it. An argumentative faggot is really just a joke, so don’t get angry or pushy about anything.

Better yet, depend on Men to do the confrontation for you.

5. Keep your opinions to yourself

Most people don’t want to hear a pushy faggot droning on about how it’s too cold outside or how their boss at work is an asshole. You’ll usually just come across as being whiny and a bitch.

Just remember again that you’re nothing special and aren’t entitled to anything and move on. A Man with His true masculine intelligence will always have better standing to express His opinions.

6. Accept the benefits of giving in

Having style and showing off can be very masculine traits.

You may have heard people preach the benefits of being assertive. While it’s definitely true that you should be able to articulate and defend yourself if you are in any sort of threat or danger, there’s something to be said for being the one who always lets others get their way.

You won’t be seen as an angry, shrill, cunt and in fact will increase your potential for making others happy, avoiding conflict, and, most importantly, putting others (particularly Men) before yourself.

If you are a passive person, it’s important to surround yourself with people you trust that can defend and stand up for you if necessary. That’s one of the reasons why finding a true Man to be your valiant white knight is so important for a passive faggot.

Passivity is not a negative trait- in fact for faggots it’s an aspirational ideal that will prime you to become the perfect, moldable resource for a Man to please Himself with. I’m trying more and more to be as passive as possible and I encourage other faggots to be as well.

Here’s my advice for becoming more passive.

1. Realize it’s not about you

It’s a big world we live in filled with many accomplished Men that are smarter, stronger, and more successful than us fags are. We’re really nothing special so quit wasting the energy on feeling entitled to things.

I’m realizing more and more that by channeling the negative energy away from being upset over not getting my way I’m able to able to devote myself fully to more important things like skincare and exercise.

2. Accept blame as the default

We all make mistakes. Some fags more than others. While it’s true that sometimes you technically aren’t at fault when others are upset with you, often it’s better just to take the blame anyway.

You’ll avoid making others even angrier, and then you can move on instead of just arguing. This will also make you easier it easier for a Man to discipline you when you take blame and adjust your behavior to His liking.

3. Apologize more

Saying “sorry” as often as possible shows others that you are not only kind-hearted and sensitive to their needs, but also a pushover. Men will find this adorable!

4. Pick your battles (or don’t!)

Only contradict someone if it’s an absolute necessity. Trust me, at least 90% of the time it just isn’t worth it. An argumentative faggot is really just a joke, so don’t get angry or pushy about anything.

Better yet, depend on Men to do the confrontation for you.

5. Keep your opinions to yourself

Most people don’t want to hear a pushy faggot droning on about how it’s too cold outside or how their boss at work is an asshole. You’ll usually just come across as being whiny and a bitch.

Just remember again that you’re nothing special and aren’t entitled to anything and move on. A Man with His true masculine intelligence will always have better standing to express His opinions.

6. Accept the benefits of giving in

A Short Story

I’m looking in the mirror. I look quite pretty in my opinion (and hopefully, later tonight, my husband’s).

My hair is fixed to the side, my slacks are pressed, and this cute little bowtie I found last Thursday at McCorkin’s Department store looks just dandy. I can see a slight wrinkle forming at my brow, though.

I guess it’s true what they say, after 23 it really does all go downhill. I’ll have to talk with Mr. McCorkin again when I go out for my errands about some of those new fangled anti-aging creams they keep raving about on our television.

It’s been a wonderful day cleaning the house and getting everything ready for my darling Dick. My husband, that is. People always snicker when I say his name. I think it’s quite grand, even if it is a common name.

I suppose those unmarried fast boys think of something else when they hear it. Personally I keep my mind out of such gutter. There’s a time and a place for such thoughts, and that is for two married people. At least when the husband is “in the mood,” as they say.

I never know what mood to expect of Dick when he gets home. Hopefully tonight will be a good night. The boys down at the office have been working him awful hard.

So I’ve tried to keep everything spic and span. Heck, I even dusted the curtains this morning, even if I had just done it last week. Dust is the absolute worst. I hate to think of a Man coming home to a house with dust, of all things.

I know that I should check on the pot roast and I’m walking to the kitchen. It smells absolutely delicious. Clifton really has the best recipes, when it comes down to it. I’m so glad the boywives of the neighborhood formed our little guild.

Knock knock knock!

Oh heaven’s! He’s come home already! I’m running to the door, my feet are nearly tripping me I’m walking so fast. I try my best, I really do. Yet sometimes I still get it wrong. I really should have finished setting the table earlier!

What will Dick think if he has to sit around like some common fool while his wife sets the table? That’s no way for a man to come home.

He’s opening the door. I’m standing at attention with my hands behind my back. My lips are pressing into the silliest smile a boywife can make. This is a moment when I should try my best to act as gay as possible, so to speak.

“How’s my darling ladyboy?” he’s saying to me as he’s entering the door and taking off his cap.

I grab his fedora with the most graceful attitude I can muster. “Oh just fine, dear.”

His lips are coming towards my cheek for a light peck. His five o’clock stubble is bristling against my skin. I’m feeling myself start to blush. Does a boywife that can’t even get dinner served on time deserve such affection?

Now he’s tossing his coat at me and heading towards the kitchen. I’m turning my back, closing the front door and hanging up his coat and hat on the coat rack. I’m almost too afraid to turn around.

His voice is echoing from the dining room. “What’s on the menu tonight, doll?”

Heading back to the kitchen feels like a walk of shame. “A pot roast, Dick, but you really must forgive me. It’s not ready quite yet.”

He’s sitting at the dining table, and opening up today’s newspaper. “Don’t worry your pretty little self, I’ll catch up on the news while you finish up.”

My heart’s all a flutter. I really don’t deserve a man as wonderful as him. He can be awfully merciful. Some of the fags aren’t quite so lucky. Clifton’s Husband is known to rough him up a bit whenever he gets angry.

Other than a few spankings, Dick hasn’t laid a finger on me. There was just that one time that I decided to get smart with him. I don’t know what became of me. He had been having such a rough week with his boss and I decided to second guess him, in a bit of a cheeky way. You know, like fags can do when they get a bit sassy.

He raised his arm at me, ready to hit me in a backhanded slap. I really knew that I had it coming. I winced, but right as he was about to hit me he lowered his arm, grabbed me and said, “Faggot don’t you ever talk smart to your Man again.”

I apologized to him and, well, that was that. The anticipation was all I needed. But anywho, I’m getting the sides ready for Him now. A potato salad and some fresh collard greens.

He looks so distinguished sitting there, still in his suit from work. He’s lit up a cigarette and is smoking. He just loves those Marlboros, even if those ads during the cartoons make them seem like they’re just for kids.

I’m finally taking the pot roast out of the oven and serving it on the table. Such a lovely meal we have. Sometimes I picture us at the table on the cover of one of those housekeeping magazines. All we need are children. In another year or so we plan to adopt a child from the orphanage. For now it’s just us.

Dick puts the paper down, extinguishes his cigarette and says to me, “Let’s eat, darling.”

I sit across from him, and we have a pleasant dinner. I try to be gay and respond positively to whatever he says with a big smile, a laugh, and a nod. Of course, the conversation with him often covers topics that are too deep for me. I just smile more and pretend I understand.

He really is a highly intelligent man. They always say a fagboy is best when he’s pretty and dumb. I used to be worried that I was too bookish- a big turn off for a man! It’s a good thing I was able to drop out of high school to attend one of those little finishing schools for faggots. It was all sewing and cooking and acting giddy around men for me after that.

Time sure flies when you’re happy together with your husband! Before long we’re finished with dinner, I’ve given him a kiss on the cheek and he’s gone to the living room to watch sports on our new television while I do the dishes for him. I have on a pretty little apron and big rubber gloves as I give everything a scrub in the sink. 

The sounds of the T.V. faintly echo into the kitchen. I really don’t understand anything about football or baseball or any of those games the men play. It really is amazing how large the screens on those darn things have gotten. 10 inches! That’s almost as large as my husband’s…

Oh goodness! What a naughty thought to have! Here I am alone in the kitchen and thinking such a dirty thought. I’m scrubbing up the rest of these dishes as fast as I can to keep my mind off things. 

“Hey poof,” he yells out at me.

I’m walking to the entryway between our kitchen and the living room. My hair seems out of place so I’m pushing it back with the side of my glove. 

“Why don’t you put on something a little more comfortable? You can come tidy things up while I watch the rest of the game, and give me something to look at while you’re at it!” 

He’s winking at me. I’m starting to blush again. It feels so good to be pretty enough for him to say I’m something to look at. 

Now I’m turning to go to the bedroom to change. 

“But make sure to pour me a cocktail first,” he says to me. 

Why didn’t I think of that first! I should have offered it to him. How rude that was! My lips are pressing into a smile. “Whatever you say, sir.”

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.