Mostly Dull is Slightly Clever

i think we should be gay for the shabbos bride actually we are women and she is our wife lets be gay for shabbos now

for those not getting the V or the D, happy alentines ay

classic

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

Schrodinger’s song is the first few minutes before you know if the song is “Under Pressure” or “Ice Ice Baby”.

Are you sure thats the type of weapon you want to use though?

HOW DO YOU GET ALL THE COOL WEAPONDRY?!

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

how the ever living hell did you respond so quickly also i am at work and alas cannot

Im a miracle child. That and i have it turned on so i get banner notifs when you do anything. Which is amusing

Why would you do that?????

Cause um… Edger told me to?

Edger?

Edger is my new football!!!! My baby <3

I dont think Ive ever thrown a football.

It’s MACHO

Of course it is

Plus i get to practice my weapons skills!!!

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

how the ever living hell did you respond so quickly also i am at work and alas cannot

Im a miracle child. That and i have it turned on so i get banner notifs when you do anything. Which is amusing

Why would you do that?????

Cause um… Edger told me to?

Edger?

Edger is my new football!!!! My baby <3

I dont think Ive ever thrown a football.

It's MACHO

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

how the ever living hell did you respond so quickly also i am at work and alas cannot

Im a miracle child. That and i have it turned on so i get banner notifs when you do anything. Which is amusing

Why would you do that?????

Cause um… Edger told me to?

Edger?

Edger is my new football!!!! My baby <3

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

how the ever living hell did you respond so quickly also i am at work and alas cannot

Im a miracle child. That and i have it turned on so i get banner notifs when you do anything. Which is amusing

Why would you do that?????

Cause um... Edger told me to?

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

how the ever living hell did you respond so quickly also i am at work and alas cannot

Im a miracle child. That and i have it turned on so i get banner notifs when you do anything. Which is amusing

FIND ME MORE GEESE ONES

Stop #geese crossing #geesecrossing 🐔 (at Westlake Island)

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

BAD MORGIE

I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need to nap