A Very Magicians Valentines

1. “To be honest, I just wanted a chance to look at the stars with you.” 2. “You should pretend to propose to me so we can get free dessert.” 3. “Why does everyone think we’re dating?” 4. “What will you do if i don’t? Pin me up against the wall and kiss me?” 5. “Have you ever fallen in love?” 6. “I don’t see the big deal about kissing in the rain.” 7. “You do the most adorable things without realizing it.” 8. “but just friends don’t look at each other like that.” 9. “your hands are cold.” 10. “I think that’s my coffee.” 11. “I just want to sit in front of a fire, drink hot chocolate, and make out with someone i like. is that too much to ask?” 12. “why can’t a cute guy accidentally text me, thus sending us into an unconventional love affair of texts until ultimately we meet face to face and realize this digital friendship has blossomed into true love? don’t look at me like that, it happens!” 13. “i found a genie and asked to find my soulmate, but nothing happened, so i think i’m meant to be alone forever.” 14. “Is it weird that I find thunderstorms romantic?” 15. “Remember when you said I shouldn’t watch horror films alone? . . . About that.” 16. “When I said I wanted a victorian romance I didn’t mean I wanted to be sent back to victorian London.” 17. “Look the only way anyones been able to shut me up, historically, is by kissing me.” 18. “I’m not saying I believe in love at first sight, I’m just saying . . . he/she’s kind of cute and I might have already pictured our whole life together.” 19. “If my life were a movie I’d fall in love with them instead of wanting to fight them.” 20. “If you looked into the mirror of erised what would you see?” 21. “I’m not saying I think I’m unloveable, but. No, yeah, that’s exactly what I’m saying.” 22. “he/she knows i like him, he has to. And he’s using it against me!” 23. “Let’s say hypothetically I’ve fallen in love with a ghost.” 24. “Are you actually serenading me right now?” 25. “If you don’t know how it works, you really shouldn’t be using chloroform.” 26. “ . . . Why do I have wings?” 27. “Not that I’m complaining, but my life is literally just the plot to a Step Up movie. Doesn’t even matter which one. It’s just — every step up movie. That’s my life.” 28. “I don’t know how many times i have to tell you to shut up, but if I have to do it again, it’ll be with a kiss, so shut up!” 29. “Promise me that this is the last time we have to stop the apocalypse. Because I really want that future we talked about.” 30. “Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re a fucking asshole, but i think i love you.” 31. “True loves kiss? I’m so fucked.” 32. “Buy me a coffee and we’ll call it even.” 33. “This song will play at our wedding. Not that we — I mean.” 34. “Is it too cliche to propose on valentines day?” 35. “Hi, happy valentines day. My ex is an asshole and my idiot friends invited him so he’s standing right there, so would you maybe kiss me so he thinks I’ve moved on?” 36. “I can’t believe you just ran across four lanes of traffic to kiss me!” 37. “They won’t let me adopt a kid as a single parent . . . so I was wondering. If you’d. Fake marry me so I can.” 38. “This is like in the fanfic I used to read. There’s only one bed. Ha.” 39. “ . . . That’s literally the man of my dreams.” 40. “I definitely did not set my apartment on fire on purpose to see the cute firefighter again. That’d be illegal.” 41. “Are you seriously suggesting we have sex in a barn? Hay is not soft!” 42. “You don’t get it. I slept with my best friend.” 43. “Turns out Niffin’s aren’t inherently evil.” 44. “Oh, god. My life is a hallmark movie.” 45. “Listen, the only good time for ice cream is when it’s snowing.” 46. “Will you give up magic to be with him/her?” 47. “You’re shivering. Would sharing the bed really be so awful?” 48. “It’s halloween in February. Don’t argue. Get a costume!” 49. “I want to dance with somebody.” 50. “Would it be weird to propose using a valentines day card?”