I've been playing Slay the Spire II with some of my mates, and somehow during our mid-game banter, I created this strange character that I find myself inhabiting every now and again when we play it. He's basically this all powerful wizard, or sorcerer or Magic Man⢠who when faced with an enemy, conjures a spell/incantation/proprietary Big Magicâ˘, and immediately follows it with some petty physical move. Of course, being a character I play during discord calls, her narrates everything he does.
So he'd be like "I call upon the wrrrath of the gods above, to SMITE thee down with great anger and fury, and I kick you in the fucking shins." or "I cast thee into the lowest abyss of the underworld, letting all that fester within do with thee as they please before I punch you in the gut." He's a strange fellow, and I wouldn't quite say that I like him, but I respect him.


















