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but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

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“Uhhhh….fucking what?”

Thinks it’s the weirdest request in the world, where do you come up with this stuff?

Why would you ever want to do that?

But with enough googoo eyes, he’ll let you do anything. Once.

It’s a very short piss. And you’re never doing it again. Enjoy all of 10 seconds you get.

Would if he could, being trans and all rip that headcanon from my cold, dead hands

Coincidentally, he also asked Nathan to let him hold his dick while he peed. Nathan only agreed cause they were both drunk as shit.

But yeah, not possible. You can hold his hand, though, if that’ll make you happy.

Very unashamed in the bathroom

First he thinks this is some weird pickup line of yours, incredibly disappointed to find out you’re being genuine.

So, no, you can’t.

Too weirded out by it. His dick is too responsive to your touch anyway, he’d have a very ‘hard’ time peeing in the first place.

“Goes ans’ fuxing asks Moidaface if dats your kinks. Weirdos.”

“Sure!” =D

No questions asked. Incredibly happy to please. Smiles directly at you while it happens.

In fact, asks you to start doing it more often. Thinks it’s a very cute bonding ritual.

You’ve created a monster.

Nearly fucking cums in his pants when you ask. He’s been waiting for this all his life.

He actually struggles to give you a direct yes, he’s too flustered and overwhelmed.

Actually gets so nervous and struggles to pee, poor guy.

But when it does happen: probably one of the best moments in his life. He’s fucking shaking with excitement.

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