Mood

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

I'm snorfin' here! X3

Mokey

In going to queue this so many times >:)

Oh god

queue go brrrr

Always keep this queued. Forever and always

ill add more right now just for you

*points and laughs*

If you think about it, any person under the trans umbrella who's closeted would be immune to the death note, cuz their deadname is already dead.

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

i wish i had a pet

DOGY

YESS DO U HV A PET??

Snow and Sun, theyre both female and SO ADORABLE XICBDJDKXND

I LOVE THOSE NAMES OMG is the white one called snow? (im not being racist but like snow is white so-)

EWDGSHABJNK HOW OLD R THEYY (IDK HOW BIRD YEARS WORK) ALSO DID U NAME EM?

YESS THEYRE SO CUTE 😭 have u ever tried to just gobble em

YESS OFC CUTENESS AGGRESSION >:33333

HEHEHE IVE NEVER HAD ANY PETS BUT I HV FED AND PET ALL SORTS OF ANIMALS LOL a bird bit me once but no infection so i good ;>

SUCH A CUTE BIRDY AWWWWWWWWWWWW

HEYYYYY HRU DOING

ELLO I'M GOOD U??~★

GOOD TOO

YAAYYAY!!~★:D

what are u upto??

HEYYYYY HRU DOING

ELLO I'M GOOD U??~★

GOOD TOO

HEYYYYY HRU DOING