TheLonelyMeatball

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

the host greeting you at dennys is a cutscene and following them to a table is a quicktime event

what happens if you fail the QTE

trip and fall directly onto someone’s Grand Slam™ pancakes

does this trigger combat

yes

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

dadsona: wakey wakey eggs and bakey damien: im a vegetarian dadsona: dadsona: wakey wakey… vegetables

the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic.

well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today

Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend