morgue || lina

little NSFW WARNING !!!

-he likes long slouchy socks

-he is also just a generally slouchy guy. lanky fucker

-he can use chopsticks very well. that is why he always flexes his ability to use them .

-dislikes artificial strawberry flavours (????? idk why but he has this vibe sorry)

-bullied 4 kids in elementary school for having peanut allergies

-probably vapes but hides it bc he doesn’t want to look fucking Lame

-is planning your Valentine’s Day gift. he’s really bad at gifts. he is sorry in advance. may take inspiration from “my bloody valentine” and just give you a heart in a box.

(mentions of death and questionable relationship dynamics)

he loves to see you smile. wanted to get you one of the best gifts anyone could ever have. and he spent so long planning it all!!

and your face when he handed you a rolled up newspaper made it all worth it in the end c:

you unravel it slowly. why the hell would he get you a newspaper ?

he didn’t get you a newspaper, silly! he wrote you an article!

the headline catches your attention:

Ghostface Strikes Again: One Dead After Brutal Slaying

you can’t help but squint. confused. what the hell did he do now? why is this your gift? it makes no sense.

danny can’t help but smile. tells you all about how he remembered your story of the person who wronged you— the piece of shit that backed into your car, or the person that yelled at you at work. maybe someone who hurt you a long time ago.

he wanted your gift to be special. and he knows you won’t tell a soul. right? he loves you so much! don’t disappoint him! don’t tell anyone. :)

slowly, he wraps his arm around you. if you look down, you’re almost certain you can still see the blood under his fingernails. but you can’t deny how good it feels to be held by something so lethal. he’s chosen not to end you. he’s chosen to spend time with you.

so relax by the fire with him. he needs you. his arms wrap around you, head buried against your shoulder as you both bask in the glow of the christmas lights.

he loves you.

some Christmas Eve stuff … Danny !! (with 1 new and prominent hc !!)

-danny is very good at wrapping gifts. sometimes uses newspaper and stuff to do it. he’s resourceful like that !

-has gotten you a can of baked beans as one of your gifts and you better like it

-hides in the bathroom for an hour at a time because he gets overwhelmed

-awkwardly stands around if your family does prayers. tries really hard to make it seem like he knows what’s happening

-home alone enjoyer. would set up traps in his own house like that.

-mashed potato …… 😦❤️

-stares at your family pet with great lack of trust. fears it will eat his shoe. or worse pee in it

-is cold as always. requires immediate blanket. And maybe hot cocoa please. and a snuggle. needy fucking loser

-hates your cousins.

-very very quietly thanks whoever made the yummy shortbread. he likes shortbread

-fucking loves fruit cake because it’s basically war rations and i like to think he like super turbo giga special interest on war rations and yea. idk. dude definitely spends his income on global MREs. he’s got war autism .

-actually you bought him a bunch of MREs for Christmas. he will eat them. and then probably play out whatever fantasy you want because he loves MREs ok.

-after the long night he holds u in his arms and crushes ur ribs lovingly under a warm quilt while incandescent Christmas lights lull you to sleep :3

danny christmas HCs! selfship friendly as always

-he loves any sort of forest themed decor for christmas. greens, blues, browns. lots of pine. reminds him of the forests he stalks in. but also reminds him of peace.

-fucking hates the movie elf so much because “why is a grown man behaving like that” and “why is he wasting his time on his asshole dad.”

-will make you hot cocoa. also will drink copious amounts of it.

-has special ugly christmas sweaters. and socks.

-he killed a mall Santa. canonically. what the hell.

-since he gets cold so often, especially in the winter, he relies on you for touch. he likes resting his cheek on the warmth of your skin. it makes him feel safe and warm.

-makes eggnog French toast

-absolutely hates pop christmas songs