the knight of cups.

its 2012 why cant i telepathically command my food to come to me yet

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

It should also be noted that in the original post of this that I saw on FB, it’s remarked upon that the cat is stealing this stuffed tiger from the neighbor’s house. This is not his stuffed animal. He has stolen it multiple times apparently.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

fragrance manipulation, or, the ability to give myself a super powerful migraine