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Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

Jesus fucking hot sauce Christmas cake, I really goddamn hope so man.

Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

Greetings, friends. If you are fat, you also look good. Okay, good bye.

Thin people, you are welcome to reblog this to let your fat friends know they are phenomenal

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

<3 It looks so good. Thank you!!

no offense but the way yall do lgbt hcs sometimes is. very transparent. like u see identities as personality types rather than. yknow. identities. and use it to be disgustingly stereotypical.

its ESPECIALLY transparent when ur identity is the only one exempt from this treatment. like all the gay characters have a wide variety of personalities but bisexuals only get to be Flirty Party Lover #2388789787 or ur pan and all the gays are just Soft UwU Boy or ur bi and u only hc aggressive women as lesbians and like not to sound like “sexuality doenst matter we’re all human uwu” but who ur attracted to doesnt dictate ur personality and thats not even touching on cis ppl only hcing white twinks, muscular women and robots/aliens as trans like.

If you don’t think everything about these outfits makes me love him more you’re wrong