LAMBSLAYER'S BLOG

these new lamb minions are.... suspicious. i do not trust them.

hi minions look at this postcard i sent you from my realm of punishment!!!!

SURE THING, LAMB!! but alas, the overlord has punished me severely for uploading that picture of his onto my vicious blog. in the last few decades (it must be... days for you? oh foolish lambs and their foolish time perception)i have been slowly rotting in a nightmarish realm. it was kinda nice, cause i sure do love me some nightmares, but feeling the overlord's wrath has been.. unpleasant. but my heartless void still beats for him. he's so cute when he impales traitors spikes of eternal doom!!! you should have seen him, lamb. he's magnificent.

while it will not bring you salvation, i do accept offerings to appease my wrath. these can include drawings, poems that celebrate me, beautifully sung hymns and bloody organs.

SO I CAN SLAP YOU THREE TIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY WHEN YOU PROVOKE ME, REBEL LAMB

evening thoughts....

pokelamb is extremely fluffy and i would like it to say baa. it is my fluffiest minion. fluffy minions make excellent sacrifices to the dark overlord. i hear he like fluffy things. he's so tsundere!!                      

no one

you can be my favorite minion, if you'd take your skin off and lie down at my feet.

begone