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"You will learn of the truth."
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@theladynamedsif
"Or a psycho who really thinks they’re a Norse god."
"You will learn of the truth."

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"Sure. And if being Norse goddess is what it takes …"
"Or an imposter," she teased.
He shrugged. “It’s how I stay alive.”
"Everyone needs their own way."
[ So, where you from? ]
❝— I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states, know what I’m saying?
Wait— what? #%@$, that’s suppose to be in brackets. I- I got the voices confused.❞
-- Uh.. [ Sif did not know what to make of him. He was..different...from the other Midgardians. ]
Dick ducked a little too late, and ran a hand through his newly shortened hair. Joey did tell me I needed a haircut, he thought wryly.
"Alright, alright. How about I pretend to believe you about the goddess thing and we both be on our way, yeah?" Still think anyone can use a sword.
Sif rose an eyebrow, looking over the stranger. "You sure are stubborn, aren't you?" She let out a laugh, putting the sword back in its scabbard.

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He totally wasn’t expecting that to be a real sword.
He tried his best to put on a brave face. “A-anyone can use a sword.”
"Foolish boy," Sif whispered to herself. She pulled the sword from his neck and spun the hilt in her hand. In a speed much faster than a Migardian's, Sif swung the sword on both sides of his head, grinning as strands fell to the ground.
"Now," she said bringing the sword back to her side. "Shall I chop of something else?"
"Maybe you don’t think you’re playing dress up. Maybe your head’s a little on the wonky side, and you actually think you’re a Norse goddess.”
"Forgive me if I find that whole thing hard to buy into."
In a quick motion, Sif took out her sword and held it to the disbeliever's neck. She held the blade to him, letting him feel the cold blade.
"Does this feel fake to you? Or do you wish for more verification?"
❝— The amazing, sensational, spectacular, uncanny, avenging, Peter Parker: Deadpool!❞
[ Are you even allowed to say that last one? ]
Peter Parker Deadpool? That is an interesting name..
I am Lady Sif.
"You could just be playing dress-up."
"I think not."

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theladynamedsif
Ah, Sif. What a pleasure.
If only I could say the same.
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So there's a couple people who Sif hasn't talked to that are following. Like this if you want a starter :)
"Norse gods. Scandanavia. Right."
"Last I checked, they were myths.”
"Do I not stand before you now?"
"Asgard?" Where had he heard that before?
"Like … greek mythology?"
"We are seen as gods to the Norse people, if that is what you mean."
...who are you?

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-- Yes?
Does it still count if I took his name while he was kinda dead? Cause that’s the more accurate description.
Dead? Well, did you kill him?