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I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

T H I S.

You do not have to apologize for having a mental illness. You do have to apologize for your actions if they hurt people.

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

If you want a spy to infiltrate the party, introduce them as “uhhh, his name is… Grumsby” That way  A) they fucking love this guy B) they ask him a lot of questions so you can show their fake backstory you thought of C) if they act odd, of course they are, they you didnt have him written down five minutes ago alternatively, if you do have to invent an npc on the fly, make them a spy retroactively

I was gonna say, you can always just introduce a bunch of NPCs, give each of them quirks that might point to them bein a spy, then retroactively make the one the party likes like into the spy. 

once again discovering the wonders of being in bed

did you people know about this. this is insane