Save a ship ride a seaman

clipped one specific horny-sounding bakaneko from this compilation and made a 10-minute loop

feel free to use it in whichever way that tickles your pickle fancy

TT: Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

??: If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

TT: Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

TT: But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

TT: Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

EB: moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost. :B

TT: First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

to be continued…

-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --

TT: lookit this thing.

TT: shit.

TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.

TT: we make ‘em any size.

TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.

TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.

-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --

GAMZEE, IN THE VENTS: HONK

DAVE:

just roxy and dirk being bestie

Based on this tumblr post I found out about how bro strider would say this, so I made it come to life.