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Spooky Halloween Edition: Crochet Pumpkin Container (Not Actually Spooky)
Ha-Ha-Ha-Happy Halloween!
This is a pattern for a super cute crocheted pumpkin container that you, too, can make with only a basic knowledge of crochet! It is very easy, I promise. Completely painless.
Unless you poke yourself with the needle by accident or something—but please don’t do that.
Scroll down a little bit, past the cut, for the actual pattern.
Asymmetrical Non-Repeating Lace Shawl
Another grand experiment. I think it turned out reasonably well for not really knowing how it would go from the start.
WARNING: This post is self-promotion. Please stop reading if you don't want to hear about me selling something. If you do, keep reading, thank you! You're awesome!
So, do you remember this Malthael, Reaper of Souls guy that I made months ago?
In case you need a visual reminder.
Well, he's been a joy to have around, but I really don't have space for him in my life anymore. And so, I have decided to put him up for sale on Ebay. I'm sorry Malthael. It's not you, it's me.
Please check it out if you want to. I know the sum I am asking is unfortunately more than a lot of people can afford. He is the product of easily over a hundred hours of work, and is really incredibly detailed and well-made. I spent a lot of time and effort making him as awesome as possible. So that's what's going on with that.
Thank you again for reading!
Chocolate Coconut (Cup)Cake
"Come buy a co-coconut. What’s the matter with you." - Smile.dk
Today’s cake, the Chocolate Coconut Cake, is not difficult to make at all. It involves four recipes - but one of those recipes is just put coconut in the oven and toast until toasted, so that hardly even counts. Continue reading for this super yummy, pretty, relatively easy cake recipe.

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Pattern for Magic: the Gathering Reversible Dice Bag
I was recently asked by thesubversiveatheist if I would share the pattern to my Magic: the Gathering reversible drawstring bag. I am happy to oblige. Continue to read on past the cut for the pattern.
Sorry if this ended up being unfortunately complicated.
Portal Socks Pattern
Now you're knitting with portals.
Mothra Shirt
I recently reblogged a post from my friend psychoandy. Well, my shirt came in the mail, and it looks super awesome!
Yay! So, if you like this shirt that I helped design, you can check it out on his redbubble store here.
MOTHRA SILHOUETTE T-SHIRTS (and stickers and phone cases and stuff) — Available in Black or white!
The silhouette of Mosura, one of the world’s most popular monsters, is now available! Show the world your love for the whale-sized moth kaiju with this white silhouetted image.
Designs available on pretty much every color shirt Redbubble offers, unless it would make the design invisible (i.e., black silhouette not available on black shirt)
Available in black silhouette: http://www.redbubble.com/people/psychoandy/works/11878234-mothra-black-silhouette
or white silhouette: http://www.redbubble.com/people/psychoandy/works/11878228-mothra-white-silhouette
Thanks to my pal theknitdragon for the idea and design!
So, check it out: the amazing psychoandy made this awesome shirt for me that I helped design! The white one is the one with normal Mothra, and the black one is cool, negative Mothra. Both look fantastic. (Also, while you're there, check out his other stuff. He's got some great designs.)
Aw, I love Mothra so much. I'm really excited.
Caramel Swirl Butter Pecan Cake
Do love caramel and pecans and delicious things? Then this cake recipe is for you. Look how pretty it is!

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The Great Butter Toffee Pecan Experiment
An endless sea of pecans washed over my counter this weekend.
Today’s experiment is butter toffee pecans. The impetus is that my friend commissioned me to make a cake for him mom, and I decided to make a caramel butter pecan cake for her.
A sneak peek at my next post.
Some photos of the Welcome to Nightvale scarf on an actual human being. Isla was kind enough to agree to take some photos for me but ultimately shouldn’t have allowed me to use whichever photos I wanted.
The scarf was made by The Knit Dragon, who is awesome.
Hey, I made that! Yay!
Basque Zucchini Soup
A variation on an old family recipe, it has Italian sausage, with a tomato and beef broth base. It's a delicious, low-carb (and easy) way to warm up, body and soul!
Magic: The Gathering Knit Dice Bag
I finished a present for a friend of mine! It is a Magic: the Gathering dice bag, by his request. Another little jaunt into colorwork.
I don’t really know a whole lot about Magic. I’ve had friends that played, but it always seemed somewhat prohibitively expensive. Unlike, of course, knitting, which is a very cost-effective hobby and does not involve spending a whole lot of money in order to buy all of the yarn. Of course not. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I do, however, know about dice bags. I used to make them back in my early D&D days, which was before I started knitting. In order to have the best drawstring, you need two layers of fabric—one on either side. If you’re going to have two layers anyway, you might as well make it reversible, I always say.
I came up with the basic design idea. I asked him what kind of deck he played, which is a blue and white deck. I took the logos for blue and white mana and shrunk them down into a colorwork pattern.
Then I knit the two sides. It went a lot quicker than my last project, which was really nice. Stitched it up, and it’s ready to go.
The knit fabric is thick, so it’s somewhat bulky and little silly, but I like how it turned out. I hope he does, too.
My Crochet Malthael Fan Art Adventure
I have completed a crochet Malthael, archangel of wisdom and death from the Diablo III: Reaper of Souls expansion, for the fan art contest! It stands nearly four feet tall and consumed three weeks of my life. You can see the higher res submission on my recently acquired deviantart page. I’m really happy with the work that I put into it and with the result.
A slightly different angle for a slightly different angel.
When I originally saw that there was going to be a Diablo III: Reaper of Souls fan art contest, I immediately thought that it would be a cool challenge to crochet an entry. So, I decided to tell my husband about it. As soon as I told him that the contest existed, before I had a chance to tell him my idea, he replied with, “Crochet awhile, and listen.”
Which completely slew me. I laughed for probably 10 minutes straight. And then he told me I should do it. Then so did all of my other friends who I talked to about it. I let myself be persuaded.
The front armor paneling--each piece made individually and sewn together.
This is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this. Some part of me thinks that it’s silly, that crochet is just a hobby, and that I have no chance of actually competing. Everyone has been super supportive of me, so I’ve managed to make it through.
His gauntlet has blades on the fingers, so I guess he can reap your soul by punching you.
It hasn’t been easy. For pretty much all the pieces, I had to undo and redo major parts of them. Whole pieces were deemed unusable and were tossed to start again from scratch. For his pauldrons (or shoulder thingies), I sewed them onto his arms 3 times before they were positioned correctly. The wire I originally used to hold up his collar, pauldron horn thingies, and hood was too small. They ended up sadly floppy, and I made the sad trombone noise so many times that my roommate got a widget on his phone to play the noise for me. Then the bigger wire that I got worked well for those, but still collapsed under the weight of his colossal sickles. We tried a light projection on dry ice fog for wings, but that mostly just ended with him getting a little wet.
The sickles are life sized. I used pins to secure them, so that they'll be detachable, and you can play with them on their own.
Honestly, I think he looks pretty amazing. I’m excited for the amount of detail that I was able to get in. It definitely hasn’t all been bad news and eternal struggle.
The hilt guard on his sickle was actually pretty fun to make. Very death's-head-looking.
He’s practically person sized, and his lack of face makes him really expressive through body language. I’ve had a lot of fun posing him to sit in our chair and stare down whoever comes down the stairs. He’s startled a few people. It’s also fun making him do un-Malthael things, like give hugs and have dance parties. My little sister-in-law demonstrated how teenage boys dance nowadays with him.
Feel the glaring emptiness. I know you do.
Also, in the time it took to make him, I watched the first two season of “The West Wing,” the first two seasons of “Batman: the Brave and the Bold,” the first seasons of “Samurai Jack” and “Scrubs,” Disney’s “Atlantis” and “The Fox and The Hound,” and “How to Marry A Millionaire” with Marilyn Monroe. All thoroughly enjoyable.
At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter if I do well in the competition—though, don’t get me wrong, placing would be super nice—because I was able to create this awesome thing. I challenged myself and succeeded. I have a physical object as proof. So, no matter what happens, I’m going to let myself feel proud of my accomplishment.

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Crochet Giraffes: The Most Adorable Infestation
Amigurumi Giraffe Pattern and Softie Posted
My life has been recently absorbed by giraffes. One of my friends mentioned that she wanted to get a giraffe for her little son, but had not had any luck finding one that wasn’t overtly girly. That seems somewhat bizarre, considering that giraffes are neither manly nor girly to me. So I thought I would make him one.
The first step of which was to see what giraffes actually look like. The thing about designing stuffed animals is that I have an idea of what an animal looks like in my head, but it turns out, that’s not really what that animal looks like at all. It’s just sort of an amalgam of, in this case, giraffe-y things that form a cohesive image in my head until I actually think about it.
Giraffes are really odd looking animals. Seriously. They have funny, camel-like faces with silly little ears that come directly out the sides of their heads. They are one of 2 non-extinct types of animals (along with male okapi) that have ossicones—the horn-looking things on the tops of their heads. Their body is kind of tilted, with longer front legs than hind legs. I guess that’s better for eating delicious but hard to reach acacia leaves. They have, of course, that long neck and long awkward legs with knobby knees. And they are way more covered in spots than I had originally thought.
Then I made it, based on the features of the giraffe that I thought were important and uniquely giraffesque. Those ones that you just read about. Apparently it sort of bothers me that most giraffe patterns are like teddy bears with slightly longer legs and necks. I really wanted to make a giraffe that had the same general shape of an actual giraffe, and one that could stand up like an actual giraffe. That’s another thing that bothers me: stuffed animals that won’t stand up correctly on their own.
It turned out adorably. I’m going to have some difficulty giving it up, though I know it’s going to a better place. Canada. And also the hopefully loving embrace of a small child. Luckily, I had to make another one so that I could try out the pattern I wrote for it. Unluckily, I underestimated the amount of yarn I would need to finish it and had to start over with a slightly different shade of yellow. So right now I have 2 ½ giraffes, pending receiving more yarn of the appropriate color to finish the poor gir-half. One for my friend, one for my Etsy store, and maybe one for me if I can’t bear to part with it.
The gir-half waiting anxiously for new legs.
So, check out my store to see my creation and get the pattern if you are interested in making your own. Believe me, it will melt your heart.
Caramel Mocha Cupcakes
Quite possibly the perfect cupcake.
Anyone who knows me knows that I love coffee: I drink cups of it every day; I have a museum of coffee-making devices; I get really excited just thinking about having coffee. I have a tendency to bounce up and down and repeat to myself, “Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee.”
And it’s my birthday!—or it was yesterday. Which means birthday party, which means cake. I get pretty intense when it comes to cake. You may have seen my previous post about the Night Vale scarf, in which I talk a bit about my experience making my friend’s 30th birthday cake. Cake is serious business.
I’ve been asked which I like more: cake or pie. That is an incredibly difficult question, because I really love pie. I love the flaky pastry crust and how well it complements the flavor and texture of the fruit filling. I love its simplicity and deliciousness.
But cake has so much potential. The possible flavor combinations are endless, and it can fit any occasion or palate, as down-home or high-society as you want. If done well, cake could be the perfect dessert. However, a lot of the time, cake is just pretty ok. That is incredibly disappointing to me.
So I make cakes. I’m recently getting into cupcakes, because they are easier to eat and more accessible in party situations. I decide what kind of flavors and textures I want to include in my cakes, and then scour the internet for recipes that act as a springboard, with deliciousness as the highest priority. In the realm of cake, there is nothing more disappointing to me than a very pretty, very tasteless cake. However, to quote the internet, “¿por qué no los dos?” Then I figure out how I want to make it.
In today’s venture, I wanted to combine chocolate, coffee, and little caramel. I already knew I wanted to make black magic cake, since it is a not-too-sweet, exceedingly dark chocolate cake, and it already calls for coffee. I modified the recipe very slightly by using espresso instead. Then I found some basic coffee butter cream frosting recipes and got an idea of how I wanted to make the frosting. Lastly, I threw together a caramel sauce recipe to top it off. The combination is just the right amount of dark chocolate; sweet, creamy coffee; and caramel. It tastes amazing, and even people who do not usually like coffee at all really loved it.
The Cake: Black Magic Cake
Black magic cake is a really easy cake to make, and it’s really delicious. While it has coffee in it, usually you can’t really tell that there is. It just makes the cake have a darker, more complex chocolaty flavor. However, because it is possible for me to make coffee concentrate, I really like this for my chocolate raspberry cake. I just use a couple of tablespoons of concentrated coffee, and then about 6 tablespoons of fresh pressed raspberry juice to make an incredible chocolate raspberry cake.
Ingredients
1 ¾ cups flour
2 cups sugar
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 cup cooled espresso (or strongly brewed coffee)
1 cup buttermilk
½ cup vegetable oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
Directions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Line the cupcake pan with cupcake wrappers.
In a large bowl, mix flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt.
Add eggs, cooled espresso, buttermilk, oil, and vanilla.
Mix for a couple minutes until smooth. The batter will be thin.
Distribute batter among the cupcake wrappers in the cupcake pan.
Bake for about 25 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of a cupcake comes out clean.
Remove from oven. Allow cupcakes to cool in the pan for about 15 minutes. Remove cupcakes to a wire rack to continue cooling. Wait until the cupcakes are completely cooled before frosting.
Easy peasy lemon squeezey. One bowl, no fuss, and a really lovely cupcake.
The Frosting: Coffee Butter Cream Frosting
This frosting is really just a basic butter cream frosting, but instead of milk or cream, you add espresso. I usually use a decent amount of frosting for my cakes and cupcakes, so this recipe makes rather a lot of frosting. However, the texture and flavor are so nice when combined with the cake and caramel sauce that a lot of frosting on each cupcake actually makes it better. Even if you don’t really like a lot of frosting usually.
I call my mixer the Frosting Machine because that's what it does, and it does it well.
When making frosting, it is important to remember to take the butter out of the refrigerator a while before you start using it. All the ingredients, but especially the butter, need to be at room temperature for frosting to work out how it’s supposed to. Homemade frosting can be really easy and delicious if it’s a good recipe, and it’s done right. It can be an absolute nightmare if it isn’t.
Ingredients
1 cup butter
4 ½ cups powdered sugar
3 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder—or enough to give it the right consistency
5 tbsp espresso (or strongly brewed coffee) – or enough to give it the right flavor and consistency
Directions
In an electric mixer, beat the butter until fluffy.
In a separate large bowl, combine powdered sugar and cocoa. Mix until the cocoa is distributed fairly evenly into the powdered sugar.
Slowly add the sugar and cocoa mixture to the butter, about ½ cup at a time, mixing until pretty smooth after each addition. After every few additions, make sure to scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl with a spatula so everything mixes evenly and consistently. Once you have added about ¾ of the sugar and cocoa mixture, the frosting will become a little stiff. Start adding one or two tablespoons of espresso between each addition, until you have added all the sugar and cocoa mixture, and about 5 tablespoons of espresso.
Mix until smooth and creamy. Scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl, and mix again.
If your frosting is a little stiff, you can add a little more coffee. If your frosting is a little wet, add small amounts of cocoa powder until you get the consistency you want. Use the frosting to frost your cupcakes.
I am still getting used to frosting cupcakes, but that one in the front is pretty, so--uh--focus on that one.
Cocoa powder is really great in this recipe because it gives the frosting a better consistency, cuts the sweetness just a little, and gives it a well-rounded flavor.
The Topping: Caramel Sauce
The caramel sauce makes this cupcake a masterpiece, as opposed to just a really good cupcake. I suppose you don’t really need to add the caramel sauce on top if you don’t want to. But that idea makes me a little sad.
Also, I suppose if you are too daunted by the idea of making caramel sauce, you could just buy some from the store. But you should at least try it first. Yes, it is the most difficult part of this recipe. Yes, it does require some amount of precision. Yes, it could go horribly wrong and end up completely inedible (I know from experience).
But it’s not really hard. Not really. It’s pretty quick, and simple, and easy enough. Plus, it’s delicious. We ended up with about a half a cup or so of extra caramel, so we had a bit of an impromptu caramel party! Which entailed hanging out and trying not to shovel caramel into our faces and failing.
Alas, poor Caramel Sauce. I knew him, Horatio.
For this recipe, it is important that the butter and cream are at room temperature. Remember to take them out of the refrigerator a while before hand, so they can warm up. Also, it helps me to have a beer or a glass of wine or another alcoholic beverage before I start making anything resembling caramel because I tend to ruin things by over-thinking. Not that I am advocating drinking to people who shouldn’t drink or don’t want to. Just keep in mind that over-thinking caramel is silly and you shouldn’t do it.
Ingredients
¾ cup heavy cream
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 tbsp unsalted butter
1 tsp salt
1 cup sugar
¼ cup water
Directions
Put heavy cream and vanilla into an easily pourable container and set aside. Measure the butter and salt and have them ready to be put into the hot caramel syrup. Get a bowl or container ready for the hot caramel to cool in.
In a saucepan with a heavy bottom, mix sugar and water. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring until the sugar is basically dissolved. Stop stirring, and increase the temperature to medium or a little higher and bring the sugar and water to a boil. Do not stir it.
Stirring can cause sugar crystals to form as the sugar molecules are pushed together, which is cool and science-y, but not delicious in caramel sauce.
If there is sugar on the side of the pan that is bothering you, you can get a pastry or basting brush wet with water, and wash down the sides of the pan. Boil the syrup until it is amber in color. It is ok if the color is a little uneven.
Remove the pan from heat and carefully whisk in the cream. It will bubble, and it is very hot, so be careful. Stir in the butter until it is melted and mixed in. Add the salt and stir. Pour caramel sauce into a container to cool. Don’t worry too much about getting all the caramel out of the pan, sometimes the caramel on the bottom of the pan has a slightly different consistency because it is hotter and cooks a little longer. I tend to just let that stay in the pan and then eat it with a spoon when no one is watching.
Allow the caramel sauce to cool. Once it has cooled, drizzle the caramel over the cupcakes, and enjoy.
They're all gone now, and I am sad for that. But I will cherish the memories.
Simplified Recipe
Black Magic Cake
Ingredients
1 ¾ cups flour
2 cups sugar
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 cup cooled espresso (or strongly brewed coffee)
1 cup buttermilk
½ cup vegetable oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
Directions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Line the cupcake pan with cupcake wrappers.
In a large bowl, mix flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Add eggs, cooled espresso, buttermilk, oil, and vanilla. Mix until smooth. The batter will be thin.
Distribute batter among the cupcake wrappers in the cupcake pan. Bake for about 25 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of a cupcake comes out clean. Remove from oven. Allow cupcakes to cool in the pan for 15 minutes. Remove cupcakes to a wire rack to continue cooling. Frost once completely cooled
Coffee Butter Cream Frosting
Ingredients
1 cup butter
4 ½ cups powdered sugar
3 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
5 tbsp espresso (or strongly brewed coffee)
Directions
In an electric mixer, beat the butter until fluffy.
In a separate large bowl, mix powdered sugar and cocoa.
Slowly add the sugar and cocoa mixture to the butter, about ½ cup at a time, mixing after each addition. After every few additions, scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl. Once you have added about ¾ of the sugar and cocoa mixture, start adding one or two tablespoons of espresso between each addition, until you have added all the sugar and cocoa mixture, and about 5 tablespoons of espresso.
Mix until smooth and creamy. Scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl, and mix again.
If too stiff, add a little more coffee. If too wet, add small amounts of cocoa powder until you get the right consistency. Frost cupcakes.
Caramel Sauce
Ingredients
¾ cup heavy cream
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 tbsp unsalted butter
1 tsp salt
1 cup sugar
¼ cup water
Directions
Put heavy cream and vanilla into an easily pourable container and set aside. Measure the butter and salt and have them ready. Get a heat-proof bowl or container ready for the hot caramel to cool in.
In a saucepan with a heavy bottom, mix sugar and water. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring until the sugar is basically dissolved. Stop stirring, and increase the temperature to medium or a little higher and bring the sugar and water to a boil. If desired, you can wash down the sides of the pan with a wet pastry or basting brush but do not stir. Boil the syrup until it is amber in color.
Remove the pan from heat and carefully whisk in the cream and vanilla. The sauce will bubble. Stir in the butter. Stir in the salt. Pour caramel sauce into a container to cool.
Once it has cooled, drizzle the caramel over the cupcakes, and enjoy.