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“Sir Ganon, I have dire news!”

“WHAT IS IT, MINION?”

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

I don’t even remember when was last time I spent whole week on drawing one thing. Well, here it is. I think I’m hilarious. And I actually drew some backgrounds, I’M PROUD OF MYSELF WOW. 

Ren’s lightsaber was much more efficient at chopping down trees than any hatchet Hux had ever used. In fact he was growing almost fond of the simple efficacy of the thing as he stripped off branches and notched them here and there to fit roughly into one another. It was still noisy and dangerous and unstable and unnecessarily dramatic, but it cut like anything and it didn’t make your wrists ache after half an hour of work the way a metal blade would have done.

HAS