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people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”

so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

computer show me fat belly pressed against the curve of someones back like puzzle pieces. computer can you hear me.

you. yes you. draw a fat man squishing their belly against a flat surface now