"But wouldn't it be nice?"

Imagine your f/o giving you compliments at the WORST possible times. Fresh out of the shower, hair sopping wet, wearing the most ridiculous outfit known to man they still think you’re beautiful.

• Sometimes they just talk like an old person, like he has unironically said ‘it’s the cat’s pyjamas’, love that for her honestly

• Bambi makes Johnny wear a helmet when he’s riding his motorcycle, he absolutely hates it because he’s immortal, but they don’t care, road safety is important even if you turn into a flaming skull man

• Bambi is sort of like Roger from American Dad, in the sense that they have a lot of disguises and love drag 🙂‍↕️

• In my head this story is set in like 2006, so you just knowwww Bambi was eating up some Lost on Johnny’s shitty little tv that still has antennas on it

• Bambi genuinely just loves humans, they’re like puppies to him, sometimes they get a little too excited when they see an old person and they have to take a minute to calm down 😭

• Definitely has lit their cigarette using the flames that appear when Johnny is in ghost rider mode

• Has also definitely dragged Johnny to a gay club before

• Bambi will respond to being called anything, ma’am, sir, Jezebel, it’s all the same to them

• Really wants to get piercings but they’re terrified of needles, so they just glue little fake studs on when they wanna feel fancy. Which is crazy, how are you an angel and scared of needles?

• No consist voice, they’re just constantly changing it up