Jayden Reese

"What? Was that a weird compliment?"

"No, no, it's cool."

"Are you hyper?"

"Guilty as charged..."

"Are you kidding, we really don’t need more arrogant shits here"

"See...that's what I don't get. People give compliments and if people agree with them the person giving the compliment assumes they're arrogant assholes? What's wrong with confidence?"

"Well, thanks?"

"I would be, too. But my hair isn’t amusing. It just sort of hangs there."

"Nah, it's nice."

"You’re also quite cocky."

"Rightfully so, toots."

"Dancey hair adds to the cuteness, not like you really need it either"

"That's true...but it helps."

"I want to make my hair dance though! It’s cute!"

"Your hair does it better than mine"

"Yeah, it totally does. But your hair is good too."

"So why comment on my breasts at all?"

"Oh, I am the sun."

"It looks so soft. I want to touch it."

"Hey everyone loves dancy hair, mine does it all the time."

"Hell yes!"

"I— it’s really pretty as well!"

"Thank you!"

"Mine too! Look!"

"Yessss!"

"Sometimes that’s true, but not when you act like a five years old, dude."

"Get over it and get over yourself."

"Someone looks amused."

"Indeed."