The Jawbreak

“All year long, they looked to him to light the fire,” Vin Scully told viewers. “And all year long, he answered the demands, until he was physically unable to start tonight — with two bad legs. The bad left hamstring, and the swollen right knee. And, with two out, you talk about a roll of the dice… This is it.”

Major League Baseball punished New York Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda today, serving up a 10-game suspension for his most recent pine tar incident.

The NHL suspended Minnesota Wild forward Matt Cooke for seven games for kneeing key Colorado Avalanche Tyson Barrie.

This has to be one of the most ridiculous license plates of all time.

Nothing portrays class more than the picture above of this tatted up St. Louis Blues fan.

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“MOVIN’ ON UP” by PRIMAL SCREAM

This clip from the Boondock Saints cuts in right after the heroes spend long night of drinking. David Della Rocco (the actor’s name and for some reason also the character’s name) isn’t too happy with his employers, the Italian Mafia. He expresses his emotion like every man does — by pounding his fists on a table.

Well, that was a nice birthday present.

(via Proud American Vin Scully to Adolf Hitler: “Ptooey!”)

Former NBA superstar Tracy McGrady, best-known as one of the most prolific scorers of the late 90′s-early aughts period, was named to the Sugar Land Skeeters’ Opening Day roster today.

Louisiana rapper Lil Boosie, who was recently released from prison, announced a July 15 release date for the first album since his incarceration in an interview with Complex.

Most notably (unless you enjoyed Out Cold), he tried his hand at stand-up comedy. His big DVD, a Netflix-exclusive release called Live at the Purple Onion, is a hot-and-cold offering.

“DIVE” by NIRVANA

The “BLANK TYPE OF CANCER,” that is.

It’s hard to look like a fool when you’re standing next to Don Cherry, but Hockey Night in Canada’s Ron MacLean managed to do it.