Kingdom of resent

OH come on. It couldn’t have been that bad.

You don't even know the half of it.

You…went away?

Well, I was in debate and I was up against this ignoramus of a guy and after he finished his argument, all I said was “I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument then that.” Nevertheless, my teacher didn’t find if funny which upset me because I thought it was fucking hilarious. So then we argued about it and she ended up giving me detention for insubordination. 

Ahaha, oh wow. That's pretty funny. Sucks that you got in trouble for it though. I bet the rest of your class got a good laugh out of it.

My teacher gave me detention for being too sassy

Seriously? What did you even say to them?

Renate. Of the Southern Isles. And you?

Do I happen to be graced with the presence of a princess?

You would be correct there.

Only because you’re not from my kingdom

Suppose that's a good thing then. I have my own kingdom to worry about.

Um, yes

Oh well...I don't know who you are. Guess you can't be that important.

So where do I go to change my room? Clearly it was forgotten how important I am

Important? Are you someone we should all know of or something?

Maybe if you guys stopped fighting you would have a better relationship. He hates that you look at him like he is some bad guy. You are a good person Renate. Dad just only sees what he likes.

Please don't lecture me, Ida. I look at him like that because he is the bad guy! You're just too stu- blind to see it!

My conversation with Dad went good. He still wants me to come home and I won’t. I am having fun and making friends. What did he say to you?

Glad yours was so pleasant than.

Who called you?

Someone I have the misfortune of being related too.

Sorry to hear that Lil’ Sis.

Really? I'm sure he called you too. And how did your conversation with Hans go?

Hahaha, thought you’d be like that, no wonder you slipped out so early, taking a page from my own book huh?

I'm assuming the reason you think I slept with you is because of the night you were drunk, but I'm telling you nothing happened.

My dick.

Oh lord, you really are an idiot, aren't you? We never had sex.