Your Grace
I don't mean to alarm you but it's gotten worse!
Most of our men are flailing around in agony from severe tea time withdrawals.
Others tried to survive by drinking tea alone, although it took remarkable will, and caused many to go mad..
The highlanders are faring better due to their whiskey consumption; but most of us are withering away..
Send more biscuits sire, I implore you!
Yours sincerely, the 69th (South Lincolnshire) Regiment of Foot
Gentlemen
This fast eh!? Suffice it to say, the biscuits that I had supplied are delayed due to local brigand and vagabond raids. I am currently overseeing and communicating with the 14th to give you supplies.
I am quite preoccupied at the moment so until further notice I shall not be able to respond.
Yours faithfully,
W
