help

to me it's a trolley opportunity

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs