help

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯